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Posted November 18th, 2013 at 2:52 PM by Nolafus

I was in my sophomore LA class (man, those LA teachers just make it too easy) when my teacher decided we were going to do a little exercise. A lot of my classmates were misusing the word "are" (not me because I'm way too perfect), so my teacher was making us all say a sentence properly using the word "are" one at a time.

So each student pauses, thinks and then says something like, "They are walking", or something boring like that. Well, that's a little too boring for my taste. I knew that this didn't really pertain to me since I hardly get points docked for grammar, so my brain went to work. I was about in the middle of the class, so I had a little time. I'm not really paying attention to whose turn it was, unfortunately. It gets to me and the teacher snaps me back to the real world. I'm frantically searching my brain really for anything at this point.

After a couple seconds, I smile (always a good sign) and say, "I are smart".

Apparently that wasn't good enough and I had to come up with a real sentence. Oh well, at least I made everyone laugh.
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    How does one misuse this "are" word?
    Posted November 18th, 2013 at 5:41 PM by Kanzler Kanzler is offline
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    I guess everyone are dumb. :/
    Posted November 18th, 2013 at 9:43 PM by Nolafus Nolafus is offline
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    Posted November 19th, 2013 at 12:25 AM by bobandbill bobandbill is offline

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