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Pokémon Console Raaaaaaage

Posted September 26th, 2009 at 03:44 AM by Hiroshi Sotomura
Updated February 5th, 2010 at 05:37 AM by Hiroshi Sotomura

Pokémon Battle Revolution and My Pokémon Ranch, oh how I loathe both of you games.

BOTH games have a horrible wall of text before you can go do anything. Start up Revolution and a certain skank who tries to be helpful and guide you, and only manages to make you rage as she explains the ENTIRE GAME in a WALL OF TEXT. Oh, and Battle Revolution itself turned out to be a load of crap anyway. Ms. Desk Skank, using your own words, "I hope you have a wonderful time in hell."

My Pokémon Ranch (and its uglier-in-America fisherprice-style logo) are something else entirely. Every time you launch the game Hayley sees fit to yap and yap and yap in a wall of text that forces you to press A constantly. "We've expanded and have space for ** Pokémon now!" "Also guess what?" "Hello!" "What do you think tomorrow's Pokémon will be?" Question, Hayley, WHY DID I BUY THIS AWFUL THING? ALSO YOU'RE UGLY AS SIN (but your Sugimori art is ♥) AND SO ARE THE POKéMON in the game. Also, if I were to erase my Pokémon game and start over, why is it that my Pokémon are forced to stay at your ugly ranch? What a waste of points.

If the next Pokémon Wii game doesn't integrate Pokémon storage (that allows you to store them and transfer to another game), battling, game customisation and mini-games back into one fun line of gaming then well… that'd be pretty sad.
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  1. Old Comment
    You mean Pokemon Battle Revolution Stadium? Yeah I think that's the whole point to this new Wii game.
    Posted September 26th, 2009 at 04:02 AM by Mitchman Mitchman is offline
  2. Old Comment
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    Ranch is kinda fun at times, personally (and PBR if you just use online and enjoy it for that, I suppose?), but have to agree with you - wall of texts and all = bleh. Hayley in particular = jhhhfdshchbsiclds. She manages to get you to hate her in the opening cut-scene!

    But it does make throwing bombs at her all the more fun. =P

    Lack of being able to trade to other save files and Platinum/HG/SS is also bleugh, hopefully they give us a darn update that fixes all of the above when HG/SS comes out... idk about the art style though, it's pretty neat IMO if rather... different. (And you can get some amusing entertainment out of it as well, heh).

    I want a Pokemon Shadow sequel that fixed what was wrong with the previous ones and has more Miror B. =( Actually, scrap that, and make a Miror B themed game. XD
    Posted September 26th, 2009 at 04:21 AM by bobandbill bobandbill is online now
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    ??? Why would they integrate Pokemon storage when they know there ARE people who will buy another DS for switching between games? (That or find a friend who has a DS and get them into Pokemon, etc.)
    Posted September 26th, 2009 at 07:18 AM by Cherrim Cherrim is offline
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    Hiroshi Sotomura's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lightning View Comment
    ??? Why would they integrate Pokemon storage when they know there ARE people who will buy another DS for switching between games? (That or find a friend who has a DS and get them into Pokemon, etc.)
    In the smaller picture, that doesn't give The Pokémon Company's developers money; that gives Nintendo money.
    Posted September 26th, 2009 at 03:04 PM by Hiroshi Sotomura Hiroshi Sotomura is offline
  5. Old Comment
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    ...and? o_O; Nintendo owns them, don't they?
    Posted September 26th, 2009 at 08:34 PM by Cherrim Cherrim is offline
 

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