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RAMBLINGS OF A MADMAN
The purpose of blogs vary. Many are simply personal ones, where they describe the workings of the author's life. Some are political, rallying for one side and decrying the other. The purpose of this blog is to post my internal musings about things I don't fully understand. There are few answers in this blog, but many questions. No post is a light read - I endeavour to make them long and deep. And I never give a tl;dr version. If I haven't scared you away yet, happy thinking. :D
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Consider this.

Posted September 26th, 2009 at 11:28 PM by Citrinin
Updated October 13th, 2009 at 01:55 AM by Citrinin

Imagine yourself as a tiny fly. Just buzzing around, everything in grayscale, but massive. As you woosh past a giant, transparent wall, you land on a giant, delicious mound of food. You don't know what it is, but you know it's sweet.

Suddenly, a giant in the distance gasps in disgust, making an apprehensive face as she lays eyes on you. She waves a massive appendage. It's terrifying. It's quick. Too stupid to know that it would never hit you (if it did, it would ruin the cake you'd just landed on), you fly away.

As you buzz along, glad you didn't get squashed (although the memory's fading quickly), you encounter another problem. Suddenly, you're no longer flying. You're suspended mid-air. By almost-invisible, white sticky stuff. How terrifying it must be to see all those eyes, and those eight legs, moving towards you. Your life might flash before your eyes, if you had the brain capacity to hold your life in memory form.

Closer the arachnid gets, closer, closer...

And then nothing. Simply nothing. Focus on the nothing.

And that, my confused fellows, concludes my first blog post. :D
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  1. Old Comment
    Guillermo's Avatar
    Are you a fly?
    Posted September 26th, 2009 at 11:30 PM by Guillermo Guillermo is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Citrinin's Avatar
    In some ways, I suppose you could say that I am.

    But generally, no. :3
    Posted September 26th, 2009 at 11:32 PM by Citrinin Citrinin is offline
  3. Old Comment
    Oh, heh, heh. This reminds me of a joke.
    Posted September 26th, 2009 at 11:43 PM by Vigilante Vigilante is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Citrinin's Avatar
    What joke? :P

    (I will surpass the character limit on my own blog if I want to. D:<)
    Posted September 26th, 2009 at 11:44 PM by Citrinin Citrinin is offline
  5. Old Comment
    Forever's Avatar
    Um, spaces in between words.
    Posted September 26th, 2009 at 11:52 PM by Forever Forever is offline
  6. Old Comment
    Citrinin's Avatar
    Huh? I don't understand what you mean. ^^;
    Posted September 26th, 2009 at 11:56 PM by Citrinin Citrinin is offline
  7. Old Comment
    Forever's Avatar
    You don't need to type..

    "(I will surpass the character limit on my own blog if I want to. D:<)"

    Just put loads of spaces in between two words, to do that. XD;
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 12:13 AM by Forever Forever is offline
  8. Old Comment
    Citrinin's Avatar
    Ah, OK. XD; Thanks. ^^ Will do in the future. ;P
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 12:17 AM by Citrinin Citrinin is offline
  9. Old Comment
    Guillermo's Avatar
    like this
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 03:36 AM by Guillermo Guillermo is offline
  10. Old Comment
    Lady Gaga's Avatar
    And you can do that for posts on the forum as well? o:

    Woah...

    Anyways, interesting story =]
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 04:35 AM by Lady Gaga Lady Gaga is offline
  11. Old Comment
    Forever's Avatar
    ... No, if you do it on the forum it counts as "character bypassing". Only do it for blog entries/other things. XD; JUST NOT POSTS. :3
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 05:04 AM by Forever Forever is offline
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    .Seth's Avatar
    I are Arachnid hear me roar.
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 06:11 AM by .Seth .Seth is offline
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    Bay Alexison's Avatar
    Haha, cool first post. XD Ya know, flies have the smallest life span, I heard. Glad I'm not a fly.
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 06:54 AM by Bay Alexison Bay Alexison is offline
  14. Old Comment
    Citrinin's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by 非常に高いレベル
    I are Arachnid hear me roar.
    CAAAAAAARRRRL!

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bay
    Haha, cool first post. XD
    Thanks. :3

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bay
    Glad I'm not a fly.
    So am I. XD;
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 02:19 PM by Citrinin Citrinin is offline
  15. Old Comment
    Believe it or not, the arachnid says BLAARGAG(!?)
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 02:53 PM by Luck Luck is offline
  16. Old Comment
    .Seth's Avatar
    BLAARGAG (!?)
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 02:56 PM by .Seth .Seth is offline
  17. Old Comment
    BLAARGAG.

    Character limit ;O;
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 02:59 PM by Luck Luck is offline
  18. Old Comment
    Citrinin's Avatar
    >:O

    It's BLAARGGAG.

    (Everything always becomes about Monster Owl. :3)
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 03:01 PM by Citrinin Citrinin is offline
  19. Old Comment
    s0nido's Avatar
    Great first blog entry. :3
    -likes-
    owait, this isn't Facebook. :[
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 09:54 PM by s0nido s0nido is offline
  20. Old Comment
    Citrinin's Avatar
    8D Thanks, Samus. ^^
    Posted September 27th, 2009 at 10:28 PM by Citrinin Citrinin is offline
 

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