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YOU EVOLVED FROM A DOG

Posted December 5th, 2009 at 04:27 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty

Mum: What's the Pokémon who looks like a blue donkey?
Me: ...Come again?
Mum: Well I was looking through eBay and they had this darling Pokémon plushie which looks like a blue donkey. It has long ears blue ears.
Me: ...Errrr. I can't actually think of any Pokémon based off of a donkey. Can you provide a little more detail than that?
Mum: It was cute.
Me: Yeah, like that helps. *pulls up an image from Google Image Search of all Pokémon* Okay, point to it.
[cue five minutes of scrolling and suggesting]
Mum: Ahhh, that's it! That one!
Me: That's Glaceon. She doesn't look a thing like a donkey.
Mum: She does!
Me: She does not! She looks like a dog!
Mum: A dog?! She looks like a donkey!
Me: SHE EVOLVES FROM EEVEE, WHO IS A DOG*!
Mum: YOU EVOLVED FROM A DOG!
Me: ...Think really carefully about what you just said.
Mum: *walking away* Too late, I already did.

My household: insane since 1989.

* I have long held the belief that Eevee looks more like a dog than a cat. Or maybe a fox.
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  1. Old Comment
    XD

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    Posted December 5th, 2009 at 04:45 AM by beauty. proletariat beauty. proletariat is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Ivysaur's Avatar
    Have you ever tried selling your lives to a TV station? They could make some really awesome series XD
    Posted December 5th, 2009 at 05:03 AM by Ivysaur Ivysaur is offline
  3. Old Comment
    Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty's Avatar
    @ beauty. proletariat - *bows* XD

    @ Went - Oooh, what a smashing idea. But they might send 'round representatives from the loony bin >.>
    Posted December 5th, 2009 at 05:13 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty is offline
  4. Old Comment
    flight's Avatar
    Eevee is a fox. :[
    Posted December 5th, 2009 at 06:27 AM by flight flight is online now
  5. Old Comment
    Eucliffe's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sorafune View Comment
    Eevee is a fox. :[
    Definitely that, though Bulbapedia also says it has catlike and doglike traits XD (along with all it's evolutions)

    But how DARE she call Glaceon a "donkey" ;_; *loves that cute ice type to death*

    For a second, though, I thought she was mistaking Eeyore for a Pokemon XD
    Posted December 5th, 2009 at 07:38 AM by Eucliffe Eucliffe is offline
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    Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sorafune View Comment
    Eevee is a fox. :[
    True. D: But then that would have made this conversation slightly pervy >.>

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Natsu-kun View Comment
    For a second, though, I thought she was mistaking Eeyore for a Pokemon XD
    XD omg you have no idea how relevant that statement is to this household. XD Eeyore used Yawn! <3
    Posted December 5th, 2009 at 09:18 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty is offline
  7. Old Comment
    Donnie's Avatar
    I read this blog because the title said dog. :(
    Posted December 5th, 2009 at 02:17 PM by Donnie Donnie is offline
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    Tyrantrum's Avatar
    EEVEE! <333333333333333333333333
    Posted December 5th, 2009 at 03:02 PM by Tyrantrum Tyrantrum is offline
 

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