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Reasons not to get HG/SS

Posted December 20th, 2009 at 07:39 AM by Elite Overlord LeSabre™
Updated March 6th, 2010 at 01:59 AM by Elite Overlord LeSabre™
Tags hg/ss, pokemon, rant

Warning: Some of these reasons are completely absurd and not meant to make logical sense.
  • Leaf does not appear in the game.
  • Gonzap does not appear in the game.
  • Bernie Madoff does not appear in the game.
  • The final boss has a Pikachu.
  • The final boss performs unspeakable acts in bed with said Pikachu.
  • The Buick LeSabre has not yet replaced the bike.
  • Quality Inns have not yet replaced Pokemon Centers.
  • I just played through the original Crystal this past summer.
  • It is being released on 3/14. 3/14 is also Pi Day.
  • I don't feel like rebuilding up my Pal Pad AGAIN. I did that when Platinum came out.
  • Kotone does not wear a skirt or dress.
  • Kotone looks like Mario.
  • Kotone does NOT look like Waluigi.
  • Kotone shares her name with Kotone Himekawa from To Heart. Mass confusion and chaos can only follow.
  • Blaine decided to nix the lab coat that looked so awesome on him.
  • Karen does not appear "dark" at all.
  • They were too lazy to come up with a new Picnicker sprite.
  • My favorite Pokemon's sprite looks god-awful in the game.
  • You do not have the option of orchestrating a massive Ponzi scheme in the game.
  • The game will not help you pass the AP Calculus exam.
  • The game will not help you pass the written part of the Driver's Ed test.
  • The game will not help you pass the road test, either.
  • I will be nearly out of money by the time the game is released. It's not worth the jail time associated with bank robbery.
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  1. Old Comment
    Counterfeit's Avatar
    [jq]Kotone does not wear a skirt or dress.[/jq]Thigh-highs don't do it for you? xD
    Posted December 20th, 2009 at 07:52 AM by Counterfeit Counterfeit is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Elite Overlord LeSabre™'s Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Counterfeit View Comment
    [jq]Kotone does not wear a skirt or dress.[/jq]Thigh-highs don't do it for you? xD
    I'm a full pantyhose kind of guy... which the Pokemon series has still failed to deliver... whoops, forgot to add that XD
    Posted December 20th, 2009 at 08:00 AM by Elite Overlord LeSabre™ Elite Overlord LeSabre™ is offline
  3. Old Comment
    patch.'s Avatar
    That girl on the right behind that wall of text looks like she's topless.

    Oh, what, I was meant to read this instead of looking at that? :o
    Posted December 20th, 2009 at 08:07 AM by patch. patch. is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Eucliffe's Avatar
    You don't have Fairy Tail on the recently watched anime list above.

    ... Wait, that has nothing to do with it?

    Quote:
    Kotone shares her name with Kotone Himekawa from To Heart. Mass confusion and chaos can only follow.
    And what about Satoshi and Satoshi Houjou? /yes I know that's the anime but still

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    I will be nearly out of money by the time the game is released. It's not worth the jail time associated with bank robbery.
    /pickpocket from your parents

    Or sell nine games you don't really play anymore. That's what I had to do in order to buy my imported copy of SS.
    Posted December 20th, 2009 at 09:51 AM by Eucliffe Eucliffe is offline
  5. Old Comment
    Kura's Avatar
    You're such a weirdo.....
    Posted December 20th, 2009 at 01:27 PM by Kura Kura is offline
  6. Old Comment
    bobandbill's Avatar
    Yet - you should get it anyway, yo. =P
    Posted January 6th, 2010 at 06:30 PM by bobandbill bobandbill is online now
  7. Old Comment
    pokemoneg's Avatar
    And it don't even have a calculator built in like D/P/P! :cer_blankstare:
    Posted June 14th, 2010 at 05:00 AM by pokemoneg pokemoneg is offline
 

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