Pokémon Console Raaaaaaage
Updated February 5th, 2010 at 5:37 AM by Hiroshi Sotomura
Pokémon Battle Revolution and My Pokémon Ranch, oh how I loathe both of you games.
BOTH games have a horrible wall of text before you can go do anything. Start up Revolution and a certain skank who tries to be helpful and guide you, and only manages to make you rage as she explains the ENTIRE GAME in a WALL OF TEXT. Oh, and Battle Revolution itself turned out to be a load of crap anyway. Ms. Desk Skank, using your own words, "I hope you have a wonderful time in hell."
My Pokémon Ranch (and its uglier-in-America fisherprice-style logo) are something else entirely. Every time you launch the game Hayley sees fit to yap and yap and yap in a wall of text that forces you to press A constantly. "We've expanded and have space for ** Pokémon now!" "Also guess what?" "Hello!" "What do you think tomorrow's Pokémon will be?" Question, Hayley, WHY DID I BUY THIS AWFUL THING? ALSO YOU'RE UGLY AS SIN (but your Sugimori art is ♥) AND SO ARE THE POKéMON in the game. Also, if I were to erase my Pokémon game and start over, why is it that my Pokémon are forced to stay at your ugly ranch? What a waste of points.
If the next Pokémon Wii game doesn't integrate Pokémon storage (that allows you to store them and transfer to another game), battling, game customisation and mini-games back into one fun line of gaming then well… that'd be pretty sad.
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