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~GENERATION V REVIEW... SO FAR~*~*~*~!*~!*~*!~

Posted August 6th, 2010 at 11:08 AM by Azonic
Updated August 6th, 2010 at 06:34 PM by Azonic

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while some of the pokemon suck...
such as that stupid-ass pink piggy bank piece of ... UGH

SOME
DESIGNS
ACTUALLY
didnt suck

but that piggy bank pokemon really bothers me because it looks dead, metallic, and it looks like the thing i store my coins in
and well THAT JUST LOOKS stupid
AND
the lucario rip off losers are stupid too
HURRR


























BUT




the little green thing surrounded in a green bubble thing is ACUTALLY REALLY COOL

AND SO IS THE WORM WITH THE LEAF AND STUFF

and the starters are... well the water one is decent. I don't really see where you could relate fire to a pig. slapping the stupid label on that.
BUT MOST OF ALL I hate the freaking English-looking green starter Geico rip-off piece of UGH. Looks like something you would find in a powerpuff girls book.

>_>





the zebra is stupid



the magnemite / plusle minun ripoff is sort of good. eh.


oh and im pretty angry about the fact that no one informed me that Disney and Japan were joing forces to CREATE BAMBI IN POKEMON FORM. srsly. its like the littlered riding hood Bambi / Shaymin piece of SHAT




The adolescent Ariados with unmaintained amounts of blonde pubic hair growing all over its body annoys me.


The ~CELESTIAL BODY~ pokemon looks more like a pokemon trainer than an actual pokemon

the sarcophagus thing was a pretty cool idea. Until it started looking like freaking Rotom in the refridgerator format.






OH YEAH AND I WAS BROWSING THE NEW POKEMON SECTION ON SEREBII
and I found myself looking at a fuggin STARLY.

WHAT
until closer inspection revealed that they changed its eye color and apparently that's creative enough to account for a new pokemon.


>_>



the crocodile is a good idea. finally. reminds me of the fatass hippopopopooptatopdsfpasdfdon from IV.

and then I see this fire red beaver thing with this creepy ass smile on its face and his fists are like twice the size of its head. What is this i dont even

The overweight lookout version of Bidoof sucks

Green version of gible is boring.

curcular Pubic Hair version of zubat is just flat out strange.

and then theres like this Ho-oh pokemon except its colored in like the American Flag. What


the swan was a fail. WHEN I THINK OF SWANS I WANT IT TO BE GRACEFUL. I don't want a fat ass mother bird with her wings on her hips looking like shes pissed of at her son or something

victini is cute

the legendaries are average. The white one is cooler whereas the black looks like Shadow Lugia + Palkia + Mewtwo all in one failure of a Pokemon


anyways even though no ones going to read this I still felt like writing this


that is all

WAIT





ONE MORE THING








if they're going to make a black pokemon trainer.
I SUGGEST MAKING HER LOOK LIKE BEYONCE
instead of making her look like some fuggin oprah winfrey CRAP





OH AND THE VILLAINS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE MEDIEVAL TIMES KITCHEN WITH THEY'RE CUTE ASS APRONS AND ALL


ok im done
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  1. Old Comment
    Tyrantrum's Avatar
    Funniest. Rant. On generation five. Evar!

    Even though I like a lot of the new Pokémon. I swear, though. I thought that little Bidoof lookout Pokémon thing was giving me the finger. :|
    Posted August 6th, 2010 at 01:00 PM by Tyrantrum Tyrantrum is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Forever's Avatar
    I like most of gen 5. :(

    ...So far.
    Posted August 6th, 2010 at 05:38 PM by Forever Forever is offline
  3. Old Comment
    Tater Tot's Avatar
    "reminds me of the fatass hippopopopooptatopdsfpasdfdon from IV"

    XDDDD
    Posted August 6th, 2010 at 06:30 PM by Tater Tot Tater Tot is offline
 

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