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Pokecommunity's Host Club

Posted October 30th, 2011 at 03:45 AM by Kura
Updated October 30th, 2011 at 02:45 PM by Kura

So for my 100th blog, I've decided to treat you all to something special. But first.. onto some formalities!

Pokecommunity’s Host Club.
A nightspot where a select few able-bodied, handsome men are required to wine and dine as many ladies and gents as their schedules permit; (some extracurricular cosseting may be called for...)
Further Definition of Host Club:
Spoiler:
A type of business that resembles an escort service. However, the hosts are male, service is very expensive, and does not offer sex. Rather, it is more like paying an incredibly good looking guy to go on a date with you and flirt relentlessly. Kissing, cuddling, and holding hands may or may not be allowed depending on the club you go to. Host club generally cater to women, but can also entertain other men.

Okay now for the fun:
The MENU
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Shining Raichu
Height: 6’4”
Eye Colour: Brown
About: This tall and handsome guy is the gentleman of any man's dream. Big bold eyes frame a tall masculine face… and speaking of eyes, he has quite an eye for fashion, too. And he has other hobbies! “I love going to the movies, so I guess you could tell that I love being in a darkened room…” Well, darkened room or not, his warm Australian accent will leave anyone melting over his sweet sophistication. Out of our Club’s boys, Shining Raichu is the one to go to if you need a little bit of romance and roses.
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Live_Wire466
Height: 5’11”
Eye Colour: Blue-green
About: There’s a rumor around the forums that Livewire is quite the secret agent, but we at the Club see him more of a dreamer; a man who enjoys spending time looking up at the deep blue of the night sky where little things, like airplanes, catch his gaze like shooting stars moving in slow motion. In a way he is a bit of a mystery- aloof but stern, and one who is never wanting to make short pointless wishes, but rather.. wise and contemplative ones… maybe even ones about love. What wonderful secrets could be hiding inside this man’s heart? Take a peek into the deep blue of his eyes… and see for yourself.
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Drakow
Height: 6’1”
Eye colour: Black
About: Our man of darkness, Drakow, isn’t your average antagonist. Think of him as that villain that loves control, but also has a need to protect. Let his martial arts save you from harm. There is always two sides to every story, and he is the one who has fallen away from the light and finds comfort in the obscure. Although he lies in the depths of the shadows, from deep within, our overlord will always expose the depths of his love. His purpose is to rule the universe, so humor him.. and allow him to rule over your body.
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Impo
Height: 5’9”
Eye colour: Brown (and loves wearing your glasses to look silly!)
About: Well what’s better than a man who can make you laugh? Impo’s the sort of easygoing guy who wears his heart on his sleeve. He’s that charismatic cutie with the goofy (but oh-so adorable) grin that you can’t help but steal glances at from a mile away. He’ll do whatever it takes to make you feel very, very welcome. As in, Darling, where have you been all my life? welcome. You’re in for a good and satisfying time with Impo… especially during the steamy afterparty! “I can tell you're laughing too, so you have the same sick, twisted humor as me. Congratulations, I'm so proud!” But seriously- he’s sexy.
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Captain Fabio
Height: … 10” mmnn..
Eye colour: Blue
About: Put simply, he’s the bad boy of our bunch- his dark and rebellious nature speaks for itself: "I have done stupid things and I have left a few times as well, but I always come back because I actually do love this forum. So I am back for good to have fun." And yes, you can always ensure a fun time with our Captain, but don’t let all that alcohol cloud your judgment. Watch out for this guy’s tricks. Although as of this year he’s a fairly new moderator, so he certainly knows how to be on top… prrowrr~

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So who will it be ladies and gentlemen? Post your pick of these great guys! <3 <3 <3 Who will you have to host you tonight? <3 <3 <3 (Boys don't be shy!)
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*Disclaimer: Please note that this blog was made in good humor, but if you are mentioned and feel uncomfortable in this list let me know and I can take you off right away. Hopefully that wont be the case and you can enjoy the silliness. :33 Also please don't be offended if you did not make the cut. I had a very tough time choosing from all the awesome, cool, and cute guys at pokecommunity!! Love all you guys <3
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  1. Old Comment
    Yoshikkko's Avatar
    Do I sense Ouran Highschool here.
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 03:57 AM by Yoshikkko Yoshikkko is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Zeffy's Avatar
    Andy, let's go and do something tonight. :3
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 03:57 AM by Zeffy Zeffy is offline
  3. Old Comment
    Spinosaurus's Avatar

    DARK WESKER RISES
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 04:02 AM by Spinosaurus Spinosaurus is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Forever's Avatar
    I VOTE FOR MY SHINING. YEAH, I DON'T HAVE A CLAIM ON ANY OF THE OTHERS.
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 04:18 AM by Forever Forever is offline
  5. Old Comment
    Impo's Avatar
    aww, that was cool :D
    heheh, you have my chat quotes ^^

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Kura
    But seriously- he's sexy.
    ;D
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 04:26 AM by Impo Impo is offline
  6. Old Comment
    Kura's Avatar
    I might as well also post mine ;3~

    I choose Fabio. I can't resist a tall man.

    Oh! You know.. If you guys really can't decide you can choose two to host you ;333~
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 04:51 AM by Kura Kura is offline
    Updated October 30th, 2011 at 05:05 AM by Kura
  7. Old Comment
    Overlord Drakow's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Spinosaurus View Comment

    DARK WESKER RISES
    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    ALL SHALL SUCCUMB TO THE OVERLORD!
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 04:57 AM by Overlord Drakow Overlord Drakow is offline
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    Forever's Avatar
    drakow voting for yourself is banned DISQUALIFY HIM PLEASE, SHINING MUST WIN!!!!!

    hi drakow. :)
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 05:02 AM by Forever Forever is offline
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    Spinosaurus's Avatar
    16:02Yoshiko you know drakow is really not that bad looking
    16:02Yoshiko that pic is just not a good pic of him
    16:02Yoshiko he's pretty good looking actually

    One for Drakow
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 05:13 AM by Spinosaurus Spinosaurus is offline
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    Yoshikkko's Avatar
    ^ AND FOR LIVE AND FABIO AND ANDY GEEZ
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 05:14 AM by Yoshikkko Yoshikkko is offline
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    Patatas Fritas's Avatar
    I couldn't decide between two (Sorry Andy not you, but ily)

    Mama wants herself Fabio & Impo.
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 05:18 AM by Patatas Fritas Patatas Fritas is offline
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    Yoshikkko's Avatar
    why am i even here idk ;;
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 05:19 AM by Yoshikkko Yoshikkko is offline
  13. Old Comment
    Kura's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Yoshikkko View Comment
    why am i even here idk ;;
    Too much hotness in one place.. you can't resist.. <3
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 05:24 AM by Kura Kura is offline
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    Ryoutarou's Avatar
    If I were into dudes, I would totally go for secret agent man.
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 05:40 AM by Ryoutarou Ryoutarou is offline
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    Forever's Avatar
    GUYS, NOT ENOUGH VOTES FOR SHINING!! :(

    /totally his manager
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 06:26 AM by Forever Forever is offline
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    Esper's Avatar
    Best blog ever.

    Quote:
    His purpose is to rule the universe, so humor him.. and allow him to rule over your body.
    Give my vote to the dark lord.
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 08:51 AM by Esper Esper is offline
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    Alinthea's Avatar
    Oh you guys.

    Love you Kura.
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 11:11 AM by Alinthea Alinthea is offline
  18. Old Comment
    I vote impo

    ayayayayayay
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 12:24 PM by
  19. Old Comment
    Kura's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Forever View Comment
    GUYS, NOT ENOUGH VOTES FOR SHINING!!

    /totally his manager
    Technically it's not a poll ;3 it's just whoever you vote for/ pick for to be your personal date tonight <33 Just to choose whichever of these awesome men you want to wine and dine you <3 Haha ;3
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 12:32 PM by Kura Kura is offline
  20. Old Comment
    Exile's Avatar
    Drakow's dating life seems to be taking an upward turn. 5 star blog, but I don't feel like actually giving it the stars because I'm lazy.
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 02:01 PM by Exile Exile is offline
 

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