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I meant obese but whatever.






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banshee scream for ice cream

Posted April 16th, 2012 at 08:53 AM by Cello
Updated April 16th, 2012 at 03:10 PM by Cello

That sounds like a good name for band, maybe an 80s rock band.
Too late for that though.

Hello this is my first blog ever in my 4? 3? nearly 3 years of supportership.
I'm going to use it to tell people weird stuff/admit stuff they don't already know about me in a neat list(so that you don't get lost) as a piss-poor attempt to write an introductory blog.
Here we go!:
  • I'm balding.
  • No, i'm not actually balding, but it kinda looks like it.
  • Am I going bald?
  • My back is out of shape. You would think i'm like 75 or something.
  • I slept with one of my best friends girlfriends and he never knew. They were on break at the time?
  • I wear swimming trunks around the house because they feel good.
  • I wear cocoa butter therefor I smell like what I imagine Aaron Neville to smell like.
  • Is it weird that I imagine what Aaron Neville smells like?
  • One time I said I was going to build a tree house when I was 19 but I never did it.
  • There were a lot of things I said I was going to do when I was 19 that I never did.
  • I've dated 9 girls; April, Ashley, Becky, Brittani, Christina, Jessica, Tracey, Brandy, Amelia, and Kelsey. Make that 10.
  • I sometimes google myself to see what i've been up to. I'm apparently a scientist over in Colorado. My mother's going to be proud when I tell her i'm a scientist, over in Colorado.
  • I have a pretty severe vitamin deficiency, which causes my body to shake a lot. People ask me if i'm nervous about something or cold, some even ask me if i'm on crack. But no... Just need more vitamins.
  • I actually keep up with the Kardashians, for some strange reason.
  • I wouldn't refuse Matthew Foxx if he were to make a move on me. Heh, just uh, forget I said that last one.
  • One time in my senior year of high school, I was out of clean shorts to wear, so I had to wear this really old pair that had a bad zipper on the front along with boxers that had the flap in the front. You see where i'm going with this, right? I walked around in class with my zipper down.
  • When I was in sixth grade I tried to dance like a black person. That was the hardest beating I have ever endured in my life.
  • I used to wear those little shirts with the dragons back in the 6th grade. Second hardest beating I ever endured.
  • I still have the email and password to my best friend's facebook and read his stuff sometimes. It's pretty ****ing funny!
  • One time, when my friend Audry was depressed I tried to be all slick by telling her to pick her chin up all while using my hand to pull her chin up and she thought I was going to kiss her. We were both pretty embarrassed.
  • I once dated a girl then broke up with her once I found out she had B/O.

That's all, because I have to go to the store to pick up some bread.

Cheerio.
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    Cello's Avatar
    Oh my god who the hell cares.
    Posted April 16th, 2012 at 08:54 AM by Cello Cello is offline
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    Went's Avatar
    *Writes down in a notepad*
    Posted April 16th, 2012 at 09:45 AM by Went Went is online now
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    Danger Zone's Avatar
    I liked the part where you got beatings
    Posted April 16th, 2012 at 09:46 AM by Danger Zone Danger Zone is offline
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    Cello's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by -DeepImpact- View Comment
    I liked the part where you got beatings
    Yeah, me too buddy.
    I was the minority at a school in a bad neighborhood.

    When people weren't making beats on their desk they were making beats on me. To be fair they sounded pretty good.
    Posted April 16th, 2012 at 09:49 AM by Cello Cello is offline
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    Posted April 16th, 2012 at 02:03 PM by Kura Kura is offline
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    Dixie Kong's Avatar
    lmao i love this blog. Some of this sounds like stuff I'd do/say. I still dance like black people though. But that's okay.
    Posted April 16th, 2012 at 06:10 PM by Dixie Kong Dixie Kong is offline
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    Shining Raichu's Avatar
    This blog is so ****ing amazing I can't even haha.
    Posted April 30th, 2012 at 05:41 PM by Shining Raichu Shining Raichu is offline
 

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