Something Interesting That Happened
I've been away the past few months due to an amazing occurrence that started a few months ago, and I've had little time to come on PC. Recently, a new group of gangsters in my homecitytown started taking hostages in exchange for money. Not the most original strategy, I know, but very effective, unless you count the fact that the police were hunting them down. By some coincidence, I was lucky enough to get kidnapped. Naturally, I was psyched. Who wouldn't be? This kind of thing had never happened to me before! How unbelievable is that. The surprising thing is, though, when they sent a representative to meet with my parents, they replied, with a grin (my house is blue my dad's going bald and my mom's short, just so you can picture it) "You can keep him. We don't need him anymore."
Sweet! I discovered life as a mobster was my passion, as well as my talent. I could so easily rob banks due to the fact that the regular boring law-abiding citizens would actively avoid me. I can walk into a government building carrying a bag full of cash and not draw any eye contact. It's perfect.
Half an hour ago I robbed a bank. I'm running from the police as I type this. Be optimistic and hope I get away, cause I'm feeling a bit nervous about this one. But even if I'm caught, one of my gangster buddies can pay my bail, cause we're raking in the billions here.
Love you guys! I'll send pictures.
Yo 'sup homies let's go rob a bank or something!
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May the llamas be with you.