"Let me be weak.
Let me sleep
And dream of sheep"
Giving away superpowers
Posted December 20th, 2012 at 07:31 PM by Scarf
You didn't know it, but I'm actually a representative of the Almighty Unseen Power and have been tasked with giving superpowers to mortals like yourselves in order for you to become superheroes tasked with defending the world. Those who feel they are worthy, please, line up and I will bestow upon you the gifts of the Almighty Unseen Power.
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give me the power to be a little less dickish?
Other than that, I would definitely like to talk with animals. UGH WHY IS THAT NOT NOW.Posted December 20th, 2012 at 07:33 PM by droomph 
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I think an "ally of justice" or "anti hero" role would suit me better. Despite my opinion will you still give me power?Posted December 20th, 2012 at 07:35 PM by Drakow
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I'm sorry, but you do not get to choose which powers to have.
@droomph: You have been give the power of Supersonic Coughing Fits. Your coughs are strong enough to knock over villains and small trees, as well as spread germs up to 2 miles away.
@Drakow: Yes, you may still have powers. You now have Superhuman Strength, but only between the hours of 3 AM and 5 AM GMT.Posted December 20th, 2012 at 07:43 PM by Scarf
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Daymmmm I better not do any sexual intercourse during those hours then, haha
Posted December 20th, 2012 at 07:56 PM by Drakow
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Hey can I get a superpower, let it be a cool one, kthxPosted December 20th, 2012 at 08:04 PM by Shiny Celebi
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I desire of power of humanPosted December 20th, 2012 at 08:08 PM by Abnegation
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Shiny Celebi you now have the power of Stickiness. You can stick to things, and have things stuck to you, for 5 minutes, but they stay stuck for the full 5 minutes.
Abnegation you have the power of Feltomancy, the power to control felt.Posted December 20th, 2012 at 08:09 PM by Scarf
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Pleasebetelekinesispleasebetelekinesispleasebetelekinesis!Posted December 20th, 2012 at 08:23 PM by Mr Cat Dog
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Mr Cat Dog, at will you can summon any movie you name to play on regular television, but it will be edited for time and content.
Posted December 20th, 2012 at 08:31 PM by Scarf
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Power please!Posted December 20th, 2012 at 08:37 PM by Razor Leaf
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Razor Leaf, your power is not an innate power, but an Enchanted Leisure Suit that makes you invulnerable to extreme temperatures.
Posted December 20th, 2012 at 08:39 PM by Scarf
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That's a fate worse than death!Quote:Originally Posted by Scarf
Mr Cat Dog, at will you can summon any movie you name to play on regular television, but it will be edited for time and content.Posted December 20th, 2012 at 08:40 PM by Mr Cat Dog
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Shall we put that theory of yours to the test >=DQuote:Originally Posted by Mr Cat Dog
That's a fate worse than death!
Between 3 to 5am though.Posted December 20th, 2012 at 09:18 PM by Drakow
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Bestow what must be bestowed upon me, chosen one.Posted December 20th, 2012 at 09:29 PM by Harlequin
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Would you give me powers?Posted December 20th, 2012 at 10:14 PM by Hikari10 
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Oh, what the hell, why not?
Assuming you ever come back to this entry again.Posted December 21st, 2012 at 09:07 AM by donavannj
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Harlequin, you have the power to safely detach and reattach your legs at the hips and control them remotely while they are detached.
Hikari10, your power allows you to communicate with hats. Hats you speak with can tell you what the people who were wearing them were thinking while the hats were on their heads.
donavannj, the Almighty Unseen Power is all seeing and despite your doubt has granted you the power of always knowing where the nearest unoccupied parking space is.Posted December 21st, 2012 at 04:32 PM by Scarf
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Hell yes. An actually useful power!
Posted December 21st, 2012 at 06:12 PM by donavannj
