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Giving away superpowers

Posted December 20th, 2012 at 11:31 AM by Esper

You didn't know it, but I'm actually a representative of the Almighty Unseen Power and have been tasked with giving superpowers to mortals like yourselves in order for you to become superheroes tasked with defending the world. Those who feel they are worthy, please, line up and I will bestow upon you the gifts of the Almighty Unseen Power.
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  1. Old Comment
    droomph's Avatar
    give me the power to be a little less dickish?

    Other than that, I would definitely like to talk with animals. UGH WHY IS THAT NOT NOW.
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 11:33 AM by droomph droomph is offline
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    Overlord Drakow's Avatar
    I think an "ally of justice" or "anti hero" role would suit me better. Despite my opinion will you still give me power?
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 11:35 AM by Overlord Drakow Overlord Drakow is offline
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    Esper's Avatar
    I'm sorry, but you do not get to choose which powers to have.

    @droomph: You have been give the power of Supersonic Coughing Fits. Your coughs are strong enough to knock over villains and small trees, as well as spread germs up to 2 miles away.

    @Drakow: Yes, you may still have powers. You now have Superhuman Strength, but only between the hours of 3 AM and 5 AM GMT.
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 11:43 AM by Esper Esper is offline
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    Overlord Drakow's Avatar
    Daymmmm I better not do any sexual intercourse during those hours then, haha
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 11:56 AM by Overlord Drakow Overlord Drakow is offline
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    Hey can I get a superpower, let it be a cool one, kthx
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:04 PM by Shiny Celebi Shiny Celebi is offline
  6. Old Comment
    I desire of power of human
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:08 PM by abnegation abnegation is offline
  7. Old Comment
    Esper's Avatar
    Shiny Celebi you now have the power of Stickiness. You can stick to things, and have things stuck to you, for 5 minutes, but they stay stuck for the full 5 minutes.

    Abnegation you have the power of Feltomancy, the power to control felt.
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:09 PM by Esper Esper is offline
  8. Old Comment
    Mr Cat Dog's Avatar
    Pleasebetelekinesispleasebetelekinesispleasebetelekinesis!
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:23 PM by Mr Cat Dog Mr Cat Dog is offline
  9. Old Comment
    Esper's Avatar
    Mr Cat Dog, at will you can summon any movie you name to play on regular television, but it will be edited for time and content.
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:31 PM by Esper Esper is offline
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    Axton's Avatar
    Power please!
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:37 PM by Axton Axton is online now
  11. Old Comment
    Esper's Avatar
    Razor Leaf, your power is not an innate power, but an Enchanted Leisure Suit that makes you invulnerable to extreme temperatures.
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:39 PM by Esper Esper is offline
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    Mr Cat Dog's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Scarf View Comment
    Mr Cat Dog, at will you can summon any movie you name to play on regular television, but it will be edited for time and content.
    That's a fate worse than death!
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:40 PM by Mr Cat Dog Mr Cat Dog is offline
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    Overlord Drakow's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mr Cat Dog View Comment
    That's a fate worse than death!
    Shall we put that theory of yours to the test >=D

    Between 3 to 5am though.
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 01:18 PM by Overlord Drakow Overlord Drakow is offline
  14. Old Comment
    Mariah Carey's Avatar
    Bestow what must be bestowed upon me, chosen one.
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 01:29 PM by Mariah Carey Mariah Carey is offline
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    Hikamaru's Avatar
    Would you give me powers?
    Posted December 20th, 2012 at 02:14 PM by Hikamaru Hikamaru is offline
  16. Old Comment
    donavannj's Avatar
    Oh, what the hell, why not?

    Assuming you ever come back to this entry again.
    Posted December 21st, 2012 at 01:07 AM by donavannj donavannj is offline
  17. Old Comment
    Esper's Avatar
    Harlequin, you have the power to safely detach and reattach your legs at the hips and control them remotely while they are detached.

    Hikari10, your power allows you to communicate with hats. Hats you speak with can tell you what the people who were wearing them were thinking while the hats were on their heads.

    donavannj, the Almighty Unseen Power is all seeing and despite your doubt has granted you the power of always knowing where the nearest unoccupied parking space is.
    Posted December 21st, 2012 at 08:32 AM by Esper Esper is offline
  18. Old Comment
    donavannj's Avatar
    Hell yes. An actually useful power!
    Posted December 21st, 2012 at 10:12 AM by donavannj donavannj is offline
 

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