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As President-Elect of the Pokecommunity

Posted January 3rd, 2013 at 05:26 PM by Livewire
Updated January 4th, 2013 at 06:17 AM by Livewire



I, Livewire, do solemnly swear to faithfully execute the office of President as vested in me by the Pokecommunity Rules, so help me God.

My fellow Pokecommunity-ites, Our internet is at war and our forum is peril. But hope & change is on the horizon. As my first act as President, I have set forth a series of sweeping reforms:
  • Pink usernames for all members
  • Mini-skirt Mondays for all female members
  • 'Thirsty Thursday' Staff night @ nearest bar
  • Access to Staff pr0n thread
  • 100+ New Posts, per day, in all forums
  • An Oshawott skin!
  • OC&D renamed to Gotham City effective immediately
  • Restore Lerroux to full Site Admin abilities and powers, effective immediately
  • Reinstate name changes!
  • SOCIAL GROUPS WILL LIVE AGAIN
  • Todoroki-themed weekends in all forums
  • H-Staff Swimsuit Calender photo-op
  • HTML Usertitles for all!
  • Massive fancy party In England With Drakow, Cat Dog, Fabio, etc etc
  • Topless Tuesdays!
  • Twilightblade's appointment as sexy secretary

Together, Pokecommunity, we can be great again. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the Pokecommunity.
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  1. New Comment
    Forever's Avatar
    2. no. i will kill you.
    ...i don't wanna count but NO LERROUX PLEASE HE'S EVIL I'M AFRAID. :(
    Posted January 3rd, 2013 at 05:34 PM by Forever Forever is offline
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    I'm the new Lerroux so that means full administrative powers to me right? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!!!
    Posted January 3rd, 2013 at 05:35 PM by Drakow Drakow is offline
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    Sydian's Avatar
    Totally agree with mini Monday because that would finally put to use the skirt I have. ...Yeah. Skirt. I only have one. :( ...I have a really short dress tho?!?! Can I wear that!?

    Love staff bar night. Gives me the chance to drunken up some men. Staff men. Cough cough.

    Don't agree with Lerroux though, are you suuuuure you wanna do that? :(
    Posted January 3rd, 2013 at 05:37 PM by Sydian Sydian is online now
  4. New Comment
    Abnegation's Avatar
    I'm game. Game for all of this.
    Posted January 3rd, 2013 at 05:38 PM by Abnegation Abnegation is online now
  5. New Comment
    I fully support all of these changes.
    Posted January 3rd, 2013 at 05:42 PM by Lerroux Lerroux is offline
  6. New Comment
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lerroux View Comment
    I fully support all of these changes.
    It's an honor, sir.
    Posted January 3rd, 2013 at 05:48 PM by Livewire Livewire is offline
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    Antemortem's Avatar
    1 and 4 is all I needed. Though, it is not glaringly obvious whatsoever that that Oshawott skin is designated for one party alone.
    Posted January 3rd, 2013 at 06:16 PM by Antemortem Antemortem is offline
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Antemortem View Comment
    1 and 4 is all I needed. Though, it is not glaringly obvious whatsoever that that Oshawott skin is designated for one party alone.
    As a politician one must make concessions and forge political friendships in order to get ahead!
    Posted January 3rd, 2013 at 06:17 PM by Livewire Livewire is offline
  9. New Comment
    Hikari10's Avatar
    Oshawott is mine dude.

    And yeah, bow down to me as PC's Favorite Female.
    Posted January 3rd, 2013 at 08:23 PM by Hikari10 Hikari10 is offline
  10. New Comment
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Livewire View Comment
    As a politician one must make concessions and forge political friendships in order to get ahead!
    those damn commiessss
    Posted January 3rd, 2013 at 11:02 PM by droomph droomph is offline
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    gunnerpow7's Avatar
    I support all of the reforms! :bd
    Posted January 4th, 2013 at 12:32 AM by gunnerpow7 gunnerpow7 is offline
  12. New Comment
    Harlequin's Avatar
    Ah, yes! However, have you consulted the rest of your party on this? Your party, you say? I don't have a party! My dear President Live, your party are those members who got votes but didn't get elected to the top position like you. Have you consulted Secretary of State Hikari on these matters? Defense Minister Ozzy? My dear boy, if you're going to run a country, then you need a team.
    Posted January 4th, 2013 at 01:50 AM by Harlequin Harlequin is offline
  13. New Comment
    Toujours's Avatar
    WAIT CHRIS WHAT AM I THEN
    Posted January 4th, 2013 at 02:26 AM by Toujours Toujours is offline
  14. New Comment
    Scarf's Avatar
    These issues aren't want you campaigned on!
    Posted January 4th, 2013 at 02:39 AM by Scarf Scarf is offline
  15. New Comment
    Forever's Avatar
    yeah the issues don't really want him. poor live, wanted by the people but not the issues. :(
    Posted January 4th, 2013 at 02:50 AM by Forever Forever is offline
  16. New Comment
    droomph's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Scarf View Comment
    These issues aren't what you campaigned on!
    well geebies hun that's how democracy works

    those damn republicans votin to free our slaves and opress 'ar people
    Posted January 4th, 2013 at 03:11 AM by droomph droomph is offline
  17. New Comment
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Toujours View Comment
    WAIT CHRIS WHAT AM I THEN
    Posted January 4th, 2013 at 03:48 AM by Harlequin Harlequin is offline
  18. New Comment
    droomph's Avatar
    but I thought she was sane
    Posted January 4th, 2013 at 03:56 AM by droomph droomph is offline
  19. New Comment
    Harlequin's Avatar
    droomph she thinks 'what sort of tree are you' is a good question for an interview
    Posted January 4th, 2013 at 03:57 AM by Harlequin Harlequin is offline
  20. New Comment
    droomph's Avatar
    but…that's a perfectly good question!

    It shows how egotistical you are. If you think you're as big enough to be a giant oak or willow tree you'll be forced to the lower ranks to slap some humility in you, but if you choose like a bonsai tree you're fit for a high-ranking job because you won't let your importance get into your head
    Posted January 4th, 2013 at 04:07 AM by droomph droomph is offline
 
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