私を覚えて！
すべてを約束できる
I can promise all that I have now
明日はないから
since there's no tomorrow
昨日よりちょっとマシな絆を
now more than ever, let's try to believe
信じてみようか？
better than we have done
I can promise all that I have now
明日はないから
since there's no tomorrow
昨日よりちょっとマシな絆を
now more than ever, let's try to believe
信じてみようか？
better than we have done
Jehovah's witnesses
Posted February 4th, 2013 at 04:11 PM by droomph
I know you guys hate religious stuff, but bear with me I figured out a great way to get them to never come back.
The reason they come to your house and generally be an annoyance to everyone in the neighborhood is because they think that only 144,000 people will make it past the rapture and they need to be first in good deeds.
So first, point out that the 144,000 people are the leaders of the rest of us, and that they'll all be remotely Jewish (not too sure that's accurate though.)
Then secondly, point out that works alone are not enough, but that only by grace are we saved.
Furthermore, point out that Jesus is the only savior, and that he won't be reborn.
Lastly, look up all the Jehovah's witness people's houses in your area, and let them have a taste of thei own poison.
The reason they come to your house and generally be an annoyance to everyone in the neighborhood is because they think that only 144,000 people will make it past the rapture and they need to be first in good deeds.
So first, point out that the 144,000 people are the leaders of the rest of us, and that they'll all be remotely Jewish (not too sure that's accurate though.)
Then secondly, point out that works alone are not enough, but that only by grace are we saved.
Furthermore, point out that Jesus is the only savior, and that he won't be reborn.
Lastly, look up all the Jehovah's witness people's houses in your area, and let them have a taste of thei own poison.
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Troll by telling them the rapture isn't in the bible.Posted February 4th, 2013 at 04:46 PM by Livewire 
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Or, you know, ignore them.Posted February 4th, 2013 at 05:21 PM by Razor Leaf
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Or come to the door wearing all black and tell them you're a Satanist.Posted February 4th, 2013 at 05:49 PM by Scarf
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You rang?Quote:Originally Posted by Scarf
Or come to the door wearing all black and tell them you're a Satanist.
But seriously, Razor has the right idea.Posted February 4th, 2013 at 06:02 PM by Drakow
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Tell them you'll trade a goat for their wife.Posted February 4th, 2013 at 06:44 PM by Kura
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I've never had the pleasure of Jehovah's Witnesses. I think I'll admit all of these when I do.Posted February 4th, 2013 at 07:48 PM by Retro Bug
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That doesn't work.Quote:Originally Posted by Razor Leaf
Or, you know, ignore them.Posted February 4th, 2013 at 11:41 PM by droomph
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Pointing out their flaws is much more effective and factual.Quote:Originally Posted by Livewire
Troll by telling them the rapture isn't in the bible.
Posted February 4th, 2013 at 11:43 PM by droomph
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My mom told me that when she was preggers, a Jehovah's Witness came to my house and asked for the placenta.
I'm like 95% sure she was bsing me. :pPosted February 5th, 2013 at 12:12 AM by Alexial357
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I've never had them come by here, either. If they did, I'd just tell them I'm Jewish.
ps i'm not jewish
pss maybePosted February 5th, 2013 at 01:29 AM by Sydian
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They don't give up because they're like the pushy salesman on commission for salvation.Quote:Originally Posted by Sydian
I've never had them come by here, either. If they did, I'd just tell them I'm Jewish.
ps i'm not jewish
pss maybe
They'll try to save your ass, and there's nothing you can do about it lol
(trust me my family's been there)Posted February 5th, 2013 at 07:35 AM by droomph
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i hope you don't feel the same way about mormons.
that's all i have to say on this.Posted February 5th, 2013 at 08:39 AM by Forever
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not if they're normal and they don't come hunting you downQuote:Originally Posted by Forever
i hope you don't feel the same way about mormons.
that's all i have to say on this.Posted February 5th, 2013 at 09:14 AM by droomph
