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Holy crap, April Fools party went out of control

Posted April 1st, 2013 at 04:22 PM by Dakota

THIS IS NOT A PRANK. I'm so screwed. Like, I do not know what to do. Okay, so, as people might know, I've been meaning to drink alcohol for the longest time, and I had that chance yesterday night, with the annual April Fools party my school's football team holds. I didn't have to go home, since my parents were visiting a relative in New Jersey, so I was able to sleep over at a friends house. But that totally was NOT a smart move, at all.

Okay, so I was always worried that I would overconsume, and I didn't. But I got really drunk apparently, and the house I crashed at belonged to this girl, who was sorta cute. And, well, one thing led to another and we kind of just did IT. I don't remember much of it but I know for a fact that I did not use contraceptives. I woke up in the morning and totally freaked. And the girl freaked too.

I know posting this on a site like this is a **** idea, and a publicizing this might get me in trouble. But I really don't know who else to turn to, parents, hell now. Friends would freak and gossip would spread. I need help. **** **** ****.

I'm never drinking again, holy ****. First time I try, and THIS **** happens. What the hell do I do?
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  1. Old Comment
    No, not yet. I kind of want to call her, but I'm just scared. So I'm trying to just be normal for the meanwhile and act natural. Try not to really just break down.
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 05:49 PM by Dakota Dakota is offline
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    Razor Leaf's Avatar
    Meh @ people thinking this might be AF. The more I think about it, the more sure I am that it is just a joke, but hey - always better safe than sorry, right? :D
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 06:09 PM by Razor Leaf Razor Leaf is offline
  3. Old Comment
    I'm dead. I'm so so dead. She sent me this picture message. And this pretty much killed me. I'm so so dead.

    Spoiler:


    And then she sent this really really explicit text. Spoilering it cause it's really nasty. And it makes sense that it is.

    Spoiler:
    GOTCHA. I hope you guys don't mind, I just wanted to pull a nice prank. I tried to make it sound believable, and I did a good job imo. You guys ARE awesome though, for trying to take care of me, and that means a lot. But yeah. I've still never drank, there never was a party, and I'm going to become the next 40 year old virgin. No worries <3


    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 06:15 PM by Dakota Dakota is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Echidna's Avatar
    You son of a -
    You know, I might have been pissed had I not expected this xD
    Well done though. Truly well done!

    Happy April Fools everyone! The day where nothing is true...
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 06:20 PM by Echidna Echidna is offline
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    Solace's Avatar
    I was reading this and believing it more and more each second and now I'm plotting your death.
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 06:21 PM by Solace Solace is offline
  6. Old Comment
    <3

    Closest I got to any of what I wrote was touching a girls butt today. :I
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 06:22 PM by Dakota Dakota is offline
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    Genesis's Avatar
    You should never have done this! Now you got me angry. I was worried for you but nice prank anyway! You played the victim really well. Me and Antemortem are plotting!
    Happy April Fools!
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 06:29 PM by Genesis Genesis is offline
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    Forever's Avatar
    im smart for not believing it n_________n
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 06:35 PM by Forever Forever is offline
  9. Old Comment
    Echidna's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Antemortem View Comment
    I was reading this and believing it more and more each second and now I'm plotting your death.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JNathan View Comment
    You should never have done this! Now you got me angry. I was worried for you but nice prank anyway! You played the victim really well. Me and Antemortem are plotting!
    Happy April Fools!
    That's gonna be kinda hard guys, I mean you are trying to kill the leader of a brotherhood of assassins... Good luck though, may the best killer survive.

    On a side-note, I am in fact Mr. Dipu's personal bodyguard / professional contractor, so I just hope you don't expect to be getting anywhere soon.
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 06:35 PM by Echidna Echidna is offline
  10. Old Comment
    Lol Nica, I was deliberating what to respond to your comment. I was like "did not think someone would be so outright". I meant to spaz, but I settled for what I said. Good for you! Be happy this didn't actually happen. :3

    AND MY BOY PEDRO KNOWS HIS STUFF ;D
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 06:38 PM by Dakota Dakota is offline
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    Team Fail's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Antemortem View Comment
    I was reading this and believing it more and more each second and now I'm plotting your death.
    *sharpens chainsaws*
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 07:06 PM by Team Fail Team Fail is online now
  12. Old Comment
    Jak's Avatar
    I had a feeling this was too serious to be pregnant. ...I mean a prank hahaha. Okay that was a legit typo but it was so funny that I had to leave it.

    I hope this prank teaches you to keep your penis tucked away!
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 08:16 PM by Jak Jak is offline
  13. Old Comment
    Minerva's Avatar
    What the...

    *gets off her chair and walks away from the computer*

    You were good. Too damn good.
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 09:02 PM by Minerva Minerva is online now
  14. Old Comment
    I barely know you and I could tell it was a prank since this part: "I've been meaning to drink alcohol for the longest time."
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 09:08 PM by
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    Kouzan's Avatar
    HOLY CRAP DIPU I READ THROUGH ALL OF THAT THINKING YOU WERE SERIOUS> >.<
    Posted April 1st, 2013 at 09:20 PM by Kouzan Kouzan is offline
  16. Old Comment
    Ahahaha, well, I tried not to exaggerate, but I guess I let some stuff slip Nick =P

    And the point of this whole thing was to be good, no? :3
    Posted April 2nd, 2013 at 05:06 AM by Dakota Dakota is offline
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    Sheep's Avatar
    oh you are good!
    Posted April 3rd, 2013 at 07:18 PM by Sheep Sheep is offline
  18. Old Comment
    <3
    Posted April 4th, 2013 at 05:24 PM by Dakota Dakota is offline
 

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