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Pokecommunity's Host Club

Posted October 30th, 2011 at 03:45 AM by Kura
Updated October 30th, 2011 at 02:45 PM by Kura

So for my 100th blog, I've decided to treat you all to something special. But first.. onto some formalities!

Pokecommunity’s Host Club.
A nightspot where a select few able-bodied, handsome men are required to wine and dine as many ladies and gents as their schedules permit; (some extracurricular cosseting may be called for...)
Further Definition of Host Club:
Spoiler:
A type of business that resembles an escort service. However, the hosts are male, service is very expensive, and does not offer sex. Rather, it is more like paying an incredibly good looking guy to go on a date with you and flirt relentlessly. Kissing, cuddling, and holding hands may or may not be allowed depending on the club you go to. Host club generally cater to women, but can also entertain other men.

Okay now for the fun:
The MENU
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Shining Raichu
Height: 6’4”
Eye Colour: Brown
About: This tall and handsome guy is the gentleman of any man's dream. Big bold eyes frame a tall masculine face… and speaking of eyes, he has quite an eye for fashion, too. And he has other hobbies! “I love going to the movies, so I guess you could tell that I love being in a darkened room…” Well, darkened room or not, his warm Australian accent will leave anyone melting over his sweet sophistication. Out of our Club’s boys, Shining Raichu is the one to go to if you need a little bit of romance and roses.
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Live_Wire466
Height: 5’11”
Eye Colour: Blue-green
About: There’s a rumor around the forums that Livewire is quite the secret agent, but we at the Club see him more of a dreamer; a man who enjoys spending time looking up at the deep blue of the night sky where little things, like airplanes, catch his gaze like shooting stars moving in slow motion. In a way he is a bit of a mystery- aloof but stern, and one who is never wanting to make short pointless wishes, but rather.. wise and contemplative ones… maybe even ones about love. What wonderful secrets could be hiding inside this man’s heart? Take a peek into the deep blue of his eyes… and see for yourself.
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Drakow
Height: 6’1”
Eye colour: Black
About: Our man of darkness, Drakow, isn’t your average antagonist. Think of him as that villain that loves control, but also has a need to protect. Let his martial arts save you from harm. There is always two sides to every story, and he is the one who has fallen away from the light and finds comfort in the obscure. Although he lies in the depths of the shadows, from deep within, our overlord will always expose the depths of his love. His purpose is to rule the universe, so humor him.. and allow him to rule over your body.
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Impo
Height: 5’9”
Eye colour: Brown (and loves wearing your glasses to look silly!)
About: Well what’s better than a man who can make you laugh? Impo’s the sort of easygoing guy who wears his heart on his sleeve. He’s that charismatic cutie with the goofy (but oh-so adorable) grin that you can’t help but steal glances at from a mile away. He’ll do whatever it takes to make you feel very, very welcome. As in, Darling, where have you been all my life? welcome. You’re in for a good and satisfying time with Impo… especially during the steamy afterparty! “I can tell you're laughing too, so you have the same sick, twisted humor as me. Congratulations, I'm so proud!” But seriously- he’s sexy.
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Captain Fabio
Height: … 10” mmnn..
Eye colour: Blue
About: Put simply, he’s the bad boy of our bunch- his dark and rebellious nature speaks for itself: "I have done stupid things and I have left a few times as well, but I always come back because I actually do love this forum. So I am back for good to have fun." And yes, you can always ensure a fun time with our Captain, but don’t let all that alcohol cloud your judgment. Watch out for this guy’s tricks. Although as of this year he’s a fairly new moderator, so he certainly knows how to be on top… prrowrr~

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So who will it be ladies and gentlemen? Post your pick of these great guys! <3 <3 <3 Who will you have to host you tonight? <3 <3 <3 (Boys don't be shy!)
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*Disclaimer: Please note that this blog was made in good humor, but if you are mentioned and feel uncomfortable in this list let me know and I can take you off right away. Hopefully that wont be the case and you can enjoy the silliness. :33 Also please don't be offended if you did not make the cut. I had a very tough time choosing from all the awesome, cool, and cute guys at pokecommunity!! Love all you guys <3
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  1. Old Comment
    Naruto Uzumaki's Avatar
    Wait, this can't be right, I don't see myself on here.........altho a little piece Live_Wire wouldn't be bad right now......
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 02:09 PM by Naruto Uzumaki Naruto Uzumaki is offline
  2. Old Comment
    brofl brofl brofl brofl brofl
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 05:28 PM by Truality Truality is offline
  3. Old Comment
    Lance's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ryoutarou View Comment
    If I were into dudes, I would totally go for secret agent man.
    ;D
    Hello my adoring fans. *Waves*
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 06:40 PM by Lance Lance is online now
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    Lance's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Drakow View Comment
    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    ALL SHALL SUCCUMB TO THE OVERLORD!
    Sorry, but:

    I AM THE NEW DARK LORD.

    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 09:12 PM by Lance Lance is online now
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    Mariah Carey's Avatar
    livewire pure and simple a++++ pictures
    Posted October 30th, 2011 at 11:27 PM by Mariah Carey Mariah Carey is offline
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    Overlord Drakow's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Live_Wire466 View Comment
    Sorry, but:

    I AM THE NEW DARK LORD.

    Hmhmhm . . .

    HAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

    What a joke! You're a thousand years too early if you even think you have a shred of hope of taking my self proclaimed title away.



    I AM DARKNESS ITSELF!!! I AM YOUR GREATEST FEARS. YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. FLEE IN TERROR BUT KNOW THAT YOU CANNOT ESCAPE! FOR NO MATTER HOW FAST THE LIGHT TRAVELS, AT THE END OF ITS JOURNEY, DARKNESS IS WHAT AWAITS!

    MUUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!
    Posted October 31st, 2011 at 01:52 AM by Overlord Drakow Overlord Drakow is offline
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    Mew~'s Avatar
    Drakrow wins this one. ;) ^^^
    Posted October 31st, 2011 at 07:39 AM by Mew~ Mew~ is offline
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    abnegation's Avatar
    what the **** is this
    Posted November 1st, 2011 at 05:04 PM by abnegation abnegation is offline
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    Black Mage's Avatar
    I'll take Impo and Andy at once please.
    Posted November 1st, 2011 at 10:45 PM by Black Mage Black Mage is offline
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    Lance's Avatar
    this needs bumping, like right now
    Posted April 8th, 2013 at 06:52 PM by Lance Lance is online now
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    Vital's Avatar
    For the record, love the Wesker and Leon cosplay by Drakow and Will. :3
    Posted April 8th, 2013 at 07:25 PM by Vital Vital is offline
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    Overlord Drakow's Avatar
    Cheers d00d, also bumping.
    Posted June 19th, 2013 at 03:10 AM by Overlord Drakow Overlord Drakow is offline
 

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