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Would you like your Luke rare or well done?

Posted May 27th, 2013 at 04:50 PM by mystletainn

Almost got roasted today. There are a few friends from PC I have no way of communicating with anymore so I figured I'd share.

I'm okay obviously. I had been making fun of my car for years so this was his last attempt to kill me. But I outsmarted the bastard.
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    Belldandy's Avatar
    Wtf happened o____0
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 04:54 PM by Belldandy Belldandy is offline
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    mystletainn's Avatar
    Originally Posted by Belldandy View Comment
    Wtf happened o____0
    The sun was out and I forgot to apply sunscreen.
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 04:56 PM by mystletainn mystletainn is offline
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    Oh my god Luke!! I'm so relieved you're okay. Things could have been much different.

    How the poop did that even happen, though?
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 05:04 PM by
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    Zet's Avatar
    Good to hear you're okay. How did your car become a bomb? D:
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 05:07 PM by Zet Zet is offline
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    I'm so glad you're alright. :c
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 05:08 PM by Fairy Fairy is offline
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    OH LAWD O__O That's horrifying Luke. I'm so glad you're okay man, we can only have one of you man.
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 05:15 PM by awolfsquared awolfsquared is offline
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    mystletainn's Avatar
    I'll copy and paste what my dad said on FB: Apparently the car started misfiring squirting unburned gas into the exhaust system causing it to get red hot and melted through the floor and caught fire. Luke said fire burst up behind him in the back seat, he was able to drive down the road to where he co old pull safely off the road and jump out
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 05:15 PM by mystletainn mystletainn is offline
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    Jesus christ. Well, I'm glad you're okay.

    Your car obviously didn't believe in just heated seats.
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 05:30 PM by antemortem antemortem is offline
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    Exploding Car Syndrome
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 05:49 PM by droomph droomph is offline
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    i'm laughing so hard jesus christ luke
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 05:56 PM by Harley Quinn Harley Quinn is online now
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    I'm just glad you're okay Luke! -wraps you in my cottony wings-
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 06:27 PM by Alli Alli is offline
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    What in the actual ****
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 06:43 PM by Livewire Livewire is offline
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    Those are some hot wheels there.

    Could have been easily worse - quite some escape there. ._.
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 07:05 PM by bobandbill bobandbill is offline
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    Belldandy's Avatar
    Reminds me of when my dad had started his old vehicle and the engine exploded. The firetruck had to come and everything, but it was nowhere near as bad as what happened here.

    Glad to see you're OK.
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 07:28 PM by Belldandy Belldandy is offline
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    I've heard of "Burn baby burn" but this is a little too literal. Glad to hear you're okay though.
    Posted May 27th, 2013 at 08:24 PM by Team Fail Team Fail is offline
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    Overlord Drakow's Avatar
    I would Like the OP post so hard if I could, this is brilliant!

    I better be careful though, cause I make fun of my car too. I call it the crapmobile or the ****box lol.
    Posted May 28th, 2013 at 07:35 AM by Overlord Drakow Overlord Drakow is offline

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