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Posted January 27th, 2014 at 3:35 AM by bobandbill

It's what I do best here. Besides music blogs I guess.

Anyways, more of you should still join in the Writer's Dex! While the selected Pokémon have changed (now the focus is Shroomish and Breloom), you can also still write about Helioptile/Heliolisk if you so wish. It's a group project where we basically try and compile a bunch of writing for each Pokémon, one line at a time! And they can be short entries too. For sake of example:

Terrible News

“Oh, this news is terrible!” cried the wife. When her husband only managed a grunt, she decided to read the article aloud.

“A man in Kalos has been charged for exploiting Helioptile in providing electricity to his home. Twenty-five Helioptile had been found attached to the roof, rigged up to absorb sunlight and convert it into electricity. They were not noticed for over a week, due to their black heads camouflaging with the roof...”

“So?” mumbled the husband. “We use Magnemite to power our home.”

“Oh, don’t be barbaric!” she hissed. “They’re lizards. You can’t do mean things to lizards.”

Lunch, thought the bird.

It could scarcely believe its own luck. There it was, an overgrown lizard lying about on that rock in broad daylight! It never had seen one quite so big, nor of that colouration, but a lizard was a lizard.

The bird circled twice and then swooped, slicing through the air towards its target. Only then did it notice the sparks that danced around its neck. Before it could change direction, it was engulfed by electricity - it shrieked and thudded into the dusty ground.

The Heliolisk yawned and looked at its fallen foe. Lunch, thought the lizard.
These were 100 words each - only took me a short and relatively painless amount of time! Be a cool kid and join in! Yes that is preciously what cool kids do

And if you want a music blog gimme some challenge themes to tackle, although the next entry may well be already decided upon on a whim.
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  1. Old Comment
    But that would take like, effort, maaaan. I don't like writing any more, much as high school has taught me wonderful words (which i've probably forgotten over the holidays), it has also leeched any enjoyment from the art, even small creative pieces are a chore, and I hate washing dishes

    Damn the 25 character limit, I could've just said "No". However, I do hope more people see this and do join up!
    Posted January 27th, 2014 at 5:16 AM by Limerent Limerent is offline
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    acatfrommars's Avatar
    I'll give it a try in a little bit.
    Posted January 27th, 2014 at 8:11 AM by acatfrommars acatfrommars is offline
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    Elite Overlord LeSabre™'s Avatar
    Do something similar for trainers. Then we'll talk.
    Posted January 29th, 2014 at 12:05 PM by Elite Overlord LeSabre™ Elite Overlord LeSabre™ is online now

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