Whenever I'm sad, I come back and read this.

v_v I'll slap people.

Nawh, have fun. <3

don't get eaten alive by fishies

I shall tend to the maid and make sure the doggy is walked... o3o and that I rest. LOTS.

Kinda reminds me of PW. :3

...this is better than some soap operas in TV lately XD

You can get emblems? XD

BUT AE HOW DOEZ I GETZ THE EMBLEMZ? I IZ n00b, I IZ NOT UNDERSTANDIN THE HINTZ.

I only asked for the supporter one because I wanted it to go along with my shiny blue badge. I don't plan on asking for any others. If I get another, I get it. Not a real biggie to me. It's just more flash to my 'file.

Darn, I was hoping for a jack-in-the-box or something of the relative. Still, these are wise words that should be widely acknowledged.

And for those users too lazy to read through this, tl;dr: "Don't call us; we'll call you."

I believe that pretty much sums this up.

Not to be mean, but...

Please share with us, Neo Albatroz: how many different ways do you know of to say "I do not approve RMT threads" or "I do not accept friend requests from random members" that make it easier to understand?

I agree with all do respect BUT the way you are useing your vocabulary tells me that you are very strict , am I not correct? from my experiance( Me being me and not you) i would say if you loosen up the on the 'large' words maybe people will under stand exactly what you are trying to tell them iam not implying that i didnt under stand a word you said iam just sayin there are Forum reviewers out there, if iam not mistaken, who dont appreciate a Admin/Mod who is TOO strict....this is a mere opinion.

On the good note i find those three Rules kind of funny, not funny HAHA but funny giggle

16. I will inevitably encounter some sort of mad-scientist evil genius person with an insane desire to either destroy or subjugate the world. Rather than deal with this idiot myself, I will simply call the police- but not before studying his plans in careful detail so I can replicate them later.

17. Whenever I go to a new region of some sort, I will leave all of my Pokemon except my starter with the professor back home. This will all but gurantee that five or so equally powerful Pokemon will appear and inexplicably join up with me.

18. If my opponent, for some reason, has abandoned a Pokemon in my possession in the past, I will use that Pokemon in order to defeat him quite easily. RESENTMENT IS POWAH.

19. If a gym leader seems to want to give up their position, I will scour the city for a member of their immediate family to take their position and then invite them to join my group. It'll help to have some peons- I mean, friends- to help get my work done.

20. I will stay as close to my childhood rival as possible at all times, and I will never allow him to leave an area before I do. That way, I can monitor his growth at all times. After all, it's common knowledge that when rivals vanish for a short time, their reappearance heralds a dramatic level boost for their entire team.

21. I will never simply run around looking for Pokemon to catch. Instead, I will wait until circumstances force me together with one, thus ensuring that I capture a powerful team.

22. I will pay careful attention to all prophecies, myths, and legends, because they are always one hundred percent accurate.

23. I will treat my rival's Pokemon with the same amount of kindness and respect that I do my own. If I'm lucky, it might defect over to my team if my angsty rival abuses it.

24. In the unlikely event that my rival is not, in fact, angsty, I will instead challenge him to a battle as often as possible. If I continuously defeat him, I can deliver a crushing blow to his confidence and prevent him from ever surpassing me.

25. I will carry and learn to use a tazer, just in case I run into a rare grunt who actually knows how to pull the trigger on a handgun.

26. If I meet somebody who randomly challenges me to a battle, I will not promise to see them again, because in all likelihood they'll vanish the moment I turn the corner.

27. I will pay close attention to the Nurse Joy in every city, to make sure that she's not the same one I ran into last time. I know a government conspiracy when I see one.

Well, there's my list, continued from Icha's. XD

Alter Ego is walking on an obvious road not to far to victory.

Here's my list for ya, Alter Boy.

1.Arrive there first, the first always get the best; the last don't know that because well, they're last.

2. If I don't arrive first, I'll arrive with my rival. I'll pick mine first, because the rival is still a slowpoke.

3. I'll stay away from the paths, because all Pokemon know that Trainers want to catch them near the path. And also, if I take shortcuts, I'll always get there before my rival.
Who is a slowpoke.

4. I'll come across slow and unimportant Pokemon that I will skip over. The stronger ones can then become even better than those wimps.

5. I'll trade like hell; more variety, more chances of winning the lottery. I might even get a Pokemon to evolve.

6. I'll knock out a Rhydon with a thunderbolt for dramatic effect. I might even get an entourage.

7. I'll get a Pokemon to cut shrubs for me, that's what they do anyway.

8. I'll find a way to get past a ledge without climbing. That way, I can cover more ground, find more Pokemon, and find a rare item or two.

9. I'll take forever to save the world from evil-doers. That way, they'll know my name.

10. When facing off said villains, I won't loot them, instead, I'll leave them my name in an awesome and mysterious style, like leaving a copy of my trainer card in their unconscious mouth. They'll remember me then.

Smell ya later.

If I may follow your numbering...

11. If ever facing a giant monster bent on worldwide destruction, or even just ticked that somebody woke it up, the solution is to simply catch it in a little sphere. This will always work regardless of how large or powerful said monster is.

11a. Thus, Technology > Mythology. Always.

12. When somebody gives you the most powerful Poke Ball ever, you can bet all of your possessions that you will soon come across the most powerful Pokemon ever.

13. Just because a Pokemon is "Legendary" does not mean it cannot be taken out by a well-placed Stone Edge or Thunderbolt.

14. Upon coming across a Pokemon Gym, if you find that you cannot beat the Gym Leader within, perform a good deed or make an inspirational speech. Said Leader may very well be swayed into giving you your badge anyway.

15. If a Pokemon appears that is a different color than the rest, CATCH IT AT ALL COSTS. The exception to this is if the Pokemon in question is slug-like in form.

but WHYYYYY
AE i luv u!!
I no u r so kewl n stuff, and we ned to be frends!!!

I can rite parapraphs for RPs and i wish you wud accept me ):
I wunna be a mod liek u!!

PS: Can u approv my RMT?

(Not even all of the code in the world would be enough to properly emphasize this:)

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Believe it or not, I can actually relate with at least one of these.

I believe I've broken all three of those rules and have lived to tell the tale. I am, after all, the master who will friend 'em all!

Kidding, kidding. I can see exactly where you're coming from, even if I can't really relate.

Agreed completely.