Attempted theft, yay

I was walking to the gym when I notice a guy looking at me. He jumps over a ledge and starts following me. The guy looked like a stereotypical school bully so I start suspecting when he says something like "Hold up right there, sucker!" So I stop and look at him, expecting the fourth theft in my life.

Well it was rather pathetic.

First the guy tells me to give him everything I have. I look at him, see he doesn't have a knife or anything life-threatening, and quicly dispatch a lie.

"I don't have anything." (except for a watch, my wallet, my keys, my ID card and a bus pass)
"You sure? Money?"
"Nah, I'm not carrying money" (lie, I had 2.40€... not like he was going to become a millionaire but whatever).
"Your mobile?"
"I don't carry it when I'm going to the gym."
"Sure? You won't want me to look in your backpack."

And yeah, I finally found a way to defeat him. I hand him over my backpack. He looks at it for a while before saying "whatever" and turning back, so I started running.

For now, he stands second in my list of "Biggest theft failures", because he really looked threatening until he proved himself to be terribly naive for a thief. It's really sad that he's the fourth guy who tries to rob me, and yet I have only had to hand over 0.50€ in all that time.

Wow, that's just sad. It's a good thing he didn't have any weapons.

I'm never going to Spain.

Funny, because here in NZ if you ran away like that you'd be stabbed by at least five other members of his gang. :(

Sadly, Chris is right. :/ Especially in South Auckland

Here in Brooklyn... need I say more?

Why didn't you retaliate with your kung-fu?

Wow he is sure stupid. Omg, I bet you were so scared that he probably end up hurting you. I know I would. :( But I am glad you didn't get your stuff stolen.

THERE ARE NO THIEVES WHERE I LIVE. :>

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