Least intimidating death threat. Ever.

I was lurking around with my best friend while waiting for a class to begin (I'm a combination of student and helper there, because I'm the oldest and I know the teacher) yesterday. Apparently a young child decided he was going to lurk with us and get on our nerves.

Well, apparently a lot of anger can fit in such a small kid. He ended up furious at us and I'm really not sure why, tbh. At one point, he was angry with me because I laughed at him, so he started kicking me. I was sitting on the floor and drawing, so I just reached out and grabbed his ankle, which pulled his foot out from underneath him and caused him to fall. In reality, I had just intended to throw him off balance and make him have to stand there, waiting for me to let go of his ankle. But I guess making him fall worked, too, because he did stop kicking me.

I learned that it's very amusing to hear a 5-year-old tell us that his brother can "make both of us dead" with his BB gun. Then he went off on about how it's a "real gun" and "uses real bullets". Meanwhile, I was still sitting on the floor and was laughing again.

Sometimes children are funny.

Wonder what kind of environment that kid is raised in, to resort to gun threats when he's only five.

you're laughing now, but when he's got you down on the floor with a gun in your face and he's quoting pulp fiction you won't be laughing so hard

Harlequin;bt87388 said:

you're laughing now, but when he's got you down on the floor with a gun in your face and he's quoting pulp fiction you won't be laughing so hard

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You just won the internet.

:c This really upsets me.

This blog was intended to amuse people, perhaps it's too much of a touchy topic? Oops. x;

I'm really not worried about him being dangerous someday. He's just a poorly behaved child who was trying to intimidate us. I knew his brother when he was younger (we're around the same age) and he was the same way.

Though I do have to agree with Yusshin. I knew he was a maniac of a child, but I wonder what's going on that he's threatening to kill people because of us joking around with him.

Some kids are just messed up in the head.