Jehovah's witnesses

I know you guys hate religious stuff, but bear with me I figured out a great way to get them to never come back.

The reason they come to your house and generally be an annoyance to everyone in the neighborhood is because they think that only 144,000 people will make it past the rapture and they need to be first in good deeds.

So first, point out that the 144,000 people are the leaders of the rest of us, and that they'll all be remotely Jewish (not too sure that's accurate though.)

Then secondly, point out that works alone are not enough, but that only by grace are we saved.

Furthermore, point out that Jesus is the only savior, and that he won't be reborn.

Lastly, look up all the Jehovah's witness people's houses in your area, and let them have a taste of thei own poison.

Troll by telling them the rapture isn't in the bible.

Or, you know, ignore them.

Or come to the door wearing all black and tell them you're a Satanist.

Scarf;bt84793 said:

Or come to the door wearing all black and tell them you're a Satanist.

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You rang?

But seriously, Razor has the right idea.

Tell them you'll trade a goat for their wife.

I've never had the pleasure of Jehovah's Witnesses. I think I'll admit all of these when I do.

Razor Leaf;bt84792 said:

Or, you know, ignore them.

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That doesn't work.

Livewire;bt84790 said:

Troll by telling them the rapture isn't in the bible.

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Pointing out their flaws is much more effective and factual.

My mom told me that when she was preggers, a Jehovah's Witness came to my house and asked for the placenta.

I'm like 95% sure she was bsing me. :p

I've never had them come by here, either. If they did, I'd just tell them I'm Jewish.

ps i'm not jewish

pss maybe

Sydian;bt84805 said:

I've never had them come by here, either. If they did, I'd just tell them I'm Jewish.

ps i'm not jewish

pss maybe

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They don't give up because they're like the pushy salesman on commission for salvation.

They'll try to save your ass, and there's nothing you can do about it lol

(trust me my family's been there)

i hope you don't feel the same way about mormons.

that's all i have to say on this.

Forever;bt84810 said:

i hope you don't feel the same way about mormons.

that's all i have to say on this.

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not if they're normal and they don't come hunting you down