Man of Steel
As President-Elect of the Pokecommunity
I, Livewire, do solemnly swear to faithfully execute the office of President as vested in me by the Pokecommunity Rules, so help me God.
My fellow Pokecommunity-ites, Our internet is at war and our forum is peril. But hope & change is on the horizon. As my first act as President, I have set forth a series of sweeping reforms:
- Pink usernames for all members
- Mini-skirt Mondays for all female members
- 'Thirsty Thursday' Staff night @ nearest bar
- Access to Staff pr0n thread
- 100+ New Posts, per day, in all forums
- An Oshawott skin!
- OC&D renamed to Gotham City effective immediately
- Restore Lerroux to full Site Admin abilities and powers, effective immediately
- Reinstate name changes!
- SOCIAL GROUPS WILL LIVE AGAIN
- Todoroki-themed weekends in all forums
- H-Staff Swimsuit Calender photo-op
- HTML Usertitles for all!
- Massive fancy party In England With Drakow, Cat Dog, Fabio, etc etc
- Topless Tuesdays!
- Twilightblade's appointment as sexy secretary
Together, Pokecommunity, we can be great again. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the Pokecommunity.
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Posted January 3rd, 2013 at 08:33 PM by Mariah Carey
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