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How I know I am not normal.

Posted August 12th, 2011 at 12:38 AM by G.U.Y.

Steven
So I was working the food line at Taco Bell today
and I almost burnt myself like 40 times
everything was hot as heck!

Kiera
ouch
I still burn myself when I'm making reaction tubes, sometimes

Steven
Have you ever started get burnt but move away right before any damage was done?

kiera229
the plus side of burning yourself on molten glass is it's so hot it pretty much kills all the local nerves instantly

Steven
That happened every time :-\

kiera229
oh yeah, I get that whenever I take glass out of the oven at the lab
we keep glass in a 76 degree (C) oven

Steven
..dang

Kiera
it's hot enough that you can hold it for like two seconds before it starts to hurt

Steven
I've never burnt myself on molten glass o.o
I hate that
I have to put tortillas on the gril
and hold them

Kiera
molten glass singes the flesh instantly

Steven
wtf

Kiera
it smells delicious :s

Steven
..that's freaking nasty XD

Kiera
I know
the first time I burnt my fingers I was like THIS IS SO WRONG

Steven
xDD

Kiera
but it smelled delicious

Steven
eeew
what did it smell lie?
like*

Kiera
like fresh frying bacon I guess
is the closest thing
meat of some sort, definitely

Steven
omg I need mental help now
@_@
I just got a craving for human meat
thanks to you.
and then I instantly got nausious because that's disgusting as heck.

Kiera
yeah that was pretty much my thought process
and it was my own dang finger

Steven
lol I just imagined you intentionally burning your arm with molten glass and licking it out of curiousity

Kiera
haha nah

Steven
only your arms were reeally hairy for some reason
omy it's 4 AM
omg*

Kiera
I'd rather not have burn scars on my arms
my arms are kind of hairy

Steven
you could make a smiley face though

Kiera
but it's all really fine blonde hair
so not that visible
>.>

Steven
lol
My arms don't look that hair because it's blonde hair
but when people touch them they're like "WTF"

Kiera
if I wanted body art I think I'd go for the traditional tattoo
rather than searing my own flesh

Steven
Wimp.

Kiera
well it'd just be messy

Steven
and apparently very delicious.

Kiera
I dunno if it'd taste good
it just smells good
it's not like my arm would actually be cooked
it'd be like taking a raw steak and poking it with a hot iron
it'd still be mostly uncooked

Steven
The skin would be. idk about you but the skin is the best part of the meat.

Kiera
just seared at that one point
okay this is getting entirely too disturbing for my mind x)

Steven
xD

Kiera
when I burnt my fingers the skin was just dead

Steven
by heat :3
which means it was cooked
you cooked your finger.

Kiera
seared it a little

Steven
sounds like fried chicken o3o

Kiera
lol
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    Mew~'s Avatar
    ... okay?

    ................
    Posted August 12th, 2011 at 04:40 AM by Mew~ Mew~ is offline
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    Naruto Uzumaki's Avatar
    You work at Taco Bell. Give me a discount.
    Posted August 12th, 2011 at 05:01 AM by Naruto Uzumaki Naruto Uzumaki is offline
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    G.U.Y.'s Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Charizard★ View Comment
    You work at Taco Bell. Give me a discount.
    You can have my food credits. I hate Mexican-style food.
    Posted August 12th, 2011 at 09:08 AM by G.U.Y. G.U.Y. is offline
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    Sydian's Avatar
    What Zarzar said. He takes after me, clearly. lol
    Posted August 12th, 2011 at 09:34 AM by Sydian Sydian is online now
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    .Aero's Avatar
    After reading this I couldn't help but to think of A Modest Proposal.
    Posted August 12th, 2011 at 11:39 AM by .Aero .Aero is offline
 

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