Now you may be wondering why I think Julian Assange is inspirational.
It's cos I am watching you, like a stealthy ninja. Staying away from my PC friends really hurt me so I knew I had to return... and yes, blame Nica for me returning so early.
Yes, the secrets, the lies, and that website called WikiLeaks inspired me to act very mysterious.
And while you're at it, watch this inspiring video:
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