my ex, aka Britney Spears, has been stalking me lately.
he is such a cyberspace coward.
You don't even want to know what he plays with in the shower D;
It was awful. D: D: D:
And then, he thought he could break up with me via text
He couldn't even spell break right. I mean, b-r-a-k-e is obvs in your car.