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Toujours Overlooked

Posted September 3rd, 2011 at 08:59 PM by Shining Raichu (Thoughts of an Embittered Nobody)

Dear PokeCommunity Higher Staff,

I am writing you this letter to let you know that there are no hard feelings. I know that choosing a new moderator must be difficult when there is a sea of eager faces desperate to take on the position, and to choose between them can never be simple. Also, finding somebody that fits into that blue miniskirt cannot be an easy task to undertake. Even still, I have to wonder why I have never been offered a position, and after a string of questionable
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To The Staff Member Who Deleted My VM

Posted July 23rd, 2011 at 05:38 PM by Shining Raichu (Thoughts of an Embittered Nobody)
Updated July 24th, 2011 at 06:37 AM by Shining Raichu
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I don’t know who you are, or where you live, but I will find out. And when I do find out, you should be careful – really careful. Because if there are two things in this world I will not tolerate, they are censorship and discrimination. I belong to a very small group of like-minded people, and we all agree that your bigotry toward our kind is completely unacceptable, and you should know that we are seriously considering legal action against both this site and you personally – whoever you may
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Ten Days in Azkaban

Posted June 26th, 2011 at 06:35 AM by Shining Raichu (Thoughts of an Embittered Nobody)
Updated June 27th, 2011 at 12:08 AM by Shining Raichu
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Tell me, readers, have you ever been in a relationship where you become so incredibly sick of the other person that every little thing they do begins to annoy you beyond belief? All the magic is gone, and those things that you once found cute or charming now make your skin crawl? Ever been in that situation where you are with them, a steel smile plastered to your face while inside “I hate you, I hate you, I ******* hate you, I’m gonna kill you in your sleep” plays on a loop in your mind?
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I Am Homosex, Hear Me Roar

Posted June 10th, 2011 at 04:44 PM by Shining Raichu (Thoughts of an Embittered Nobody)
Updated June 10th, 2011 at 05:09 PM by Shining Raichu
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So, I’m gay. Yes, you heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen: Shining Raichu likes boys. Oh, you already knew? What gave me away? I am a parent’s worst nightmare; that one word that makes the blood drain from their faces as their fantasies of their child’s future - complete with white picket fences and button-nosed grandchildren - are pulled out from under them, only to be replaced with visions of their child leading a conga line of overly-tanned men wearing nothing but leopard-print thongs.
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Coming Out

Posted June 6th, 2011 at 06:58 AM by Shining Raichu (Thoughts of an Embittered Nobody)
Updated June 6th, 2011 at 06:04 PM by Shining Raichu
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Dear PokeCommunity,

I have something to tell you all about me. This isn't the fun kind of proclamation, but I think it's important that people know. I've been struggling with it for a while now, wondering whether I should just come out and say it. Other people like me say that it gets so much better once you just declare it to the world. Because then it's out there, right? People shouldn't have to hide who they are because others might not like it. I'm stalling now, I know, but this
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