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Everybody Hates Becca!

Posted December 15th, 2009 at 05:26 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty (✖ You Stay Classy, Professor Moriarty ✖)

...Otherwise known as the sitcom that is my life.

Mum: Urgh! I am never eating a pasty from that shop ever, ever again.
Dad: Devil Pasty!
Me: What if I was dangling upside down over a boiling pit of lava, and some super-villain threatened to drop me in unless you ate another one?
Dad: Sh*t happens.
Mum: Yeah, you could do with a tan.
Me: And people wonder why I have a therapist.

ON THE OTHER HAND. POSTMAN HAD PACKAGES FOR ME TODAY.
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Christmas shopping is all done.

Posted November 25th, 2009 at 12:56 PM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty (✖ You Stay Classy, Professor Moriarty ✖)
Updated November 30th, 2009 at 04:36 PM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty

Hurrah and much celebration and all that jazzy jazz that comes with finally finishing your Christmas shopping an exact month before Christmas day (which in this insane modern world of ours is somehow categorised as 'late' Christmas shopping, whut). The two people who presented problems were Mother Dearest and my BFF in Scotland who are not typical girly-girls (hence why they are Mother Dearest and my BFF >_>) but who already have most of the cool crap I had lined up for them. Now I just have...
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MY BABIES ARE HERE *DERANGED CAT LADY SMILE*

Posted November 21st, 2009 at 06:03 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty (✖ You Stay Classy, Professor Moriarty ✖)

(Not to be confused with the "Deranged Catwoman Smile", a damage-dealing move found only in the Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt and Michelle Pfeiffer species of Catwoman. (Note: neither the Alan Moore or Halle Berry species of Catwoman comes with this move; instead, it was replaced with "Yet Another Ineffective Female Character", a move very similar to that of Magikarp's "Splash" attack.) If used successfully, the DCS also has a 75% chance of causing Infatuation if the victim...
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