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Dreams can bite my shiny metal...iPod.

Posted December 7th, 2009 at 11:47 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty (✖ You Stay Classy, Professor Moriarty ✖)

Sooo, last night, I had this dream, where I was battling Byron and Paul with my Togekiss. I can't remember which Pokémon they were using, but I pawned their arses with Sunny Day and Solar Beam, which makes no sense because I think Paul was using Monferno. Which also makes no sense because he gave Chimchar to Ash. And, you know, he doesn't actually exist in the first place, so why am I dreaming about him.

Regardless, the dream made me fall in love with Byron, and I have spent all day...
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Big Damn Robots.

Posted November 30th, 2009 at 12:02 PM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty (✖ You Stay Classy, Professor Moriarty ✖)
Updated November 30th, 2009 at 04:35 PM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty

You know, Michael Bay might be a bit indiscriminate with littering his films with racist and sexist stereotypes, but damn, MAN KNOWS MILITARY PORN.

- watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen OPTIMUS BUMBLEBEE IRONHIDE STARSCREAM EEEEEE oh man I have missed you guyyyys ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ -

I'm so watching the animated series on YouTube after this. x3333
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Bah. I hate being 20 sometimes.

Posted November 12th, 2009 at 07:14 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty (✖ You Stay Classy, Professor Moriarty ✖)

SERIOUSLY. I PLAN TO GENETICALLY MUTATE MYSELF INTO PETER FRIGGIN' PAN (...PETERESS PAN?) SO THAT THE NEXT TIME I BUY SOMETHING IN THE DISNEY STORE AND JOKE THAT IT'S FOR ME (WELL IT WAS BUT WHATEVER) THE CASHIER DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SHE WANTS TO CALL SECURITY. :[

It's just like in Sainsburys; whenever I hang around the toy aisle looking for more crap to clog up my desk, all of the parents scoot their kids away from me. I'm like. Dudes. I'm not a paedophile. I just really liek. robots.
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