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Bumper Stickers

Posted July 10th, 2012 at 07:43 AM by Esper (The Uncarved Blog)
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There was a car this morning with a bumper sticker that read "IF YOU'RE GOING TO RIDE MY A** YOU HAVE TO PULL MY HAIR," but the guy driving it had a shaved head.

Then I thought: I wonder what his back looks like.
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Fourth of July

Posted July 5th, 2012 at 09:01 AM by Esper (The Uncarved Blog)

So I'm walking down the street, going to see the fireworks show that's gonna start in 30 minutes. It's almost dark. People everywhere are setting off illegal fireworks into the air which are exploding only around 30 feet from the ground. I see one go up, pop. A minute later another one, bigger pop. Then I see one waaaaay too close fly over my head and hit a house fifty feet away and a big puff of smoke start to billow off the roof. I go right back and see if anyone is hurt, if I need to call the...
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I'm pregnant

Posted May 17th, 2012 at 04:59 PM by Esper (The Uncarved Blog)
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Okay, this is really weird for me and I'm more than just a little scared, but I'm pregnant...

... with excitement. :D

We have a fun trivia game going on in C&M and you should all totally check it out. It's weird and scary how much I just can't contain myself.

And totally not related, but did you know that one of the many definitions of 'pregnant' is "full of, rich in, fraught with, teeming with" and that by saying, for instance, that I am pregnant...
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Life imitates art (crappy, painful art)

Posted May 11th, 2012 at 08:05 AM by Esper (The Uncarved Blog)

I always wanted my life to be more like a movie, but falling and twisting my ankle was not what I had in mind. Anyone have any suggestions for ways to pass the time when you're a bedridden invalid? I'm gonna get sick of the internet eventually. Which is funny since I don't mind spending so much time on it normally, but now that I'm facing being forced to rely on it for my entertainment it's losing a lot of its appeal.
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Your elemental spirit guide thingy (or something)

Posted May 3rd, 2012 at 08:42 AM by Esper (The Uncarved Blog)
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Poor little blog, so neglected.

You know what to do~



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