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Blue Moon Kitty

Posted August 31st, 2012 at 11:52 AM by Esper (The Uncarved Blog)

Last night my friend gets home and finds a little kitten in a shoebox on my doorstep. Like, just-learned-to-open-its-eyes little. It was crying and its rear was all swollen and the person(s) who left it didn't even leave a blanket or anything it was cold last night. The only other thing they left was a tiny bit of milk, but you don't feed kittens milk because it gives them diarrhea and that can kill them.

Have spent most of the morning trying to help/calm my friend down. The kitten...
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Mercury in retrograte

Posted July 19th, 2012 at 10:35 PM by Esper (The Uncarved Blog)

I didn't know it until just now, but Mercury's in retrograde again. I should have known because crappy surprises just kept coming out of nowhere at work, like my actually-not-getting-those-benefits-after-all and just people being extra crazy and weird and needy.

So yeah. Since Mercury's in retrograde until August 7th. Expect things to feel off for a while - your health, your spirits, your plans. Especially watch out for bad drivers since they seem to come out in force. Try to go with...
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Bumper Stickers

Posted July 10th, 2012 at 7:43 AM by Esper (The Uncarved Blog)
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There was a car this morning with a bumper sticker that read "IF YOU'RE GOING TO RIDE MY A** YOU HAVE TO PULL MY HAIR," but the guy driving it had a shaved head.

Then I thought: I wonder what his back looks like.
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Fourth of July

Posted July 5th, 2012 at 9:01 AM by Esper (The Uncarved Blog)

So I'm walking down the street, going to see the fireworks show that's gonna start in 30 minutes. It's almost dark. People everywhere are setting off illegal fireworks into the air which are exploding only around 30 feet from the ground. I see one go up, pop. A minute later another one, bigger pop. Then I see one waaaaay too close fly over my head and hit a house fifty feet away and a big puff of smoke start to billow off the roof. I go right back and see if anyone is hurt, if I need to call the...
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I'm pregnant

Posted May 17th, 2012 at 4:59 PM by Esper (The Uncarved Blog)
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Okay, this is really weird for me and I'm more than just a little scared, but I'm pregnant...

... with excitement. :D

We have a fun trivia game going on in C&M and you should all totally check it out. It's weird and scary how much I just can't contain myself.

And totally not related, but did you know that one of the many definitions of 'pregnant' is "full of, rich in, fraught with, teeming with" and that by saying, for instance, that I am pregnant...
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