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IMPLAUSIBLE FOX.

Posted December 9th, 2009 at 11:00 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty (✖ You Stay Classy, Professor Moriarty ✖)

[Makes more sense if you've read this.]

Mum:
Look what arrived for me today! *holds up little Glaceon figurine*
Me: It's a fox!
Mum: It's a donkey.
Me: It's still a fox, no matter how many times you say it's a donkey.
Mum: Whatever.
*short pause*
*Dad walks in*
Mum: Look at this, is it a fox or a donkey?
Me: It's a fox! It's a fox made of ice!
Mum: It's a donkey! It's a blue donkey! Like Eeyore!
Dad: *looks between...
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Dreams can bite my shiny metal...iPod.

Posted December 7th, 2009 at 11:47 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty (✖ You Stay Classy, Professor Moriarty ✖)

Sooo, last night, I had this dream, where I was battling Byron and Paul with my Togekiss. I can't remember which Pokémon they were using, but I pawned their arses with Sunny Day and Solar Beam, which makes no sense because I think Paul was using Monferno. Which also makes no sense because he gave Chimchar to Ash. And, you know, he doesn't actually exist in the first place, so why am I dreaming about him.

Regardless, the dream made me fall in love with Byron, and I have spent all day...
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take my card. please.

Posted December 6th, 2009 at 12:19 PM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty (✖ You Stay Classy, Professor Moriarty ✖)

Oh goooodddd so much money spent this week I can't even plead Christmas an excuse except except that because it's Christmas there are sales and sales, sales are good.

• 4 x CD's in HMV. Best of U2, Best of Robbie Williams, Paramore: Riot and Nickelback: Dark Horse. They had a deal on. ;
• A pair of Creative Aurvana Live! headphones from Amazon. As much as I love iPods, their headphones aren't exactly the greatest. And these were on sale at £60. ; ...
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YOU EVOLVED FROM A DOG

Posted December 5th, 2009 at 04:27 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty (✖ You Stay Classy, Professor Moriarty ✖)

Mum: What's the Pokémon who looks like a blue donkey?
Me: ...Come again?
Mum: Well I was looking through eBay and they had this darling Pokémon plushie which looks like a blue donkey. It has long ears blue ears.
Me: ...Errrr. I can't actually think of any Pokémon based off of a donkey. Can you provide a little more detail than that?
Mum: It was cute.
Me: Yeah, like that helps. *pulls up an image from Google Image Search of all Pokémon* Okay, point to it. ...
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BATTERY COVER MISSING. wrrrrry. sadface.

Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 06:58 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty (✖ You Stay Classy, Professor Moriarty ✖)

urgh.

I've been hunting for one of they pretty damn smart-lookin' Pikachu-Pichu edition GameBoy Colors for a little while now on eBay. and I just. ASFDAKJFGSFGJDSDGSFGDHGF. You find a perfect console at a perfect price and then in tiny tiny tiny type at the bottom it's all "ooh sorry I lost the battery cover whatevs it still works" and I'm like WHY. DID YOU HAVE TO. DO THAT.

Am I the only kid who never, ever lost a battery cover? Who didn't even know how to go
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