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Five Things I Hate About Children (And the Reasons I'll Never Be A Father)

Posted May 16th, 2011 at 05:56 AM by Shining Raichu (Thoughts of an Embittered Nobody)
Updated May 16th, 2011 at 07:16 AM by Shining Raichu
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If there's one thing you need to know about my mother, it's that she. wants. grandchildren. I know this because she makes it perfectly clear at every opportunity available to her. She works in a toy store and often comes home with brand new toys that she found cute, which she shoves in the attic to preserve 'for her future grandchildren'. The problem with this is that I would prefer having a gunshot wound to having children, and if my sister's disdain at the prospect is anything to go by, she feels...
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A Realisation About Myself

Posted May 9th, 2011 at 08:52 PM by Shining Raichu (Thoughts of an Embittered Nobody)
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So, I came to a realisation about myself today. Did the title give that away? Oh, I'm no good at suspense. Anyway, this realisation came to me when I went to visit Drew's profile a few minutes ago to ask him a question. While I was there, I decided to briefly stalk his profile, where I found this at the top of his "About Me" section:

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So I've noticed that I'm iffy on accepting random friend requests. If you want me to add you, then talk to me. If we can't manage anything
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Notes From a Liquor Store Attendant

Posted May 7th, 2011 at 05:24 AM by Shining Raichu (Thoughts of an Embittered Nobody)
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I've just come home an hour or so ago from yet another horrid Saturday night shift at my local liquor store. Saturday nights, in particular, are bad because it is the one night of the week when all the underage kids come out to play with you, to try and get you to sell them alcohol. I've grown a reputation as the ID Nazi, I rule that store with an iron first Anyone under 18/21 (depending on where you live), pay attention, because there will be some useful tips here on what will not work:
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An Open Letter to my Family During TV Time.

Posted May 5th, 2011 at 06:29 AM by Shining Raichu (Thoughts of an Embittered Nobody)
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Dear Family,

You have known me for twenty years now, and therefore you should know that I am not, nor will I ever be mistaken for, a patient person. Never is this more true than when I am engrossed in one of my weekly TV shows, or as I like to call them, "mah stories". Since a simple, "Please DO NOT talk while my TV shows are on" appears to be insufficient, I would like to create for you a detailed outline of the rules I would like to implement. They are as follows:
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