you know what would make me want to buy your crap?
If it was good
Don't try to push your service on me - the only notice you're getting out of me, is to immediately take note of your service or product, and remember to never, ever, visit that site or buy that product, lest I make them think they win. I think that's counter-intuitive, don't you also think so?
You know why people don't want to buy things they don't want? Because they have control