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What follows is my first blog, an attempt entertain and carry out a therapeutic mental spring-clean.

I decided to create this blog a while ago, and started by forgetting about it entirely and then procrastinating every time I remembered it. No more I say, the time has come for the world to know.

Consider yourself warned that I intend to use this to jettison my innermost thoughts, create informative guides for absurd activities and lastly, to establish a record of 'just what on Earth do I think about when I'm drunk?'.
I do not intend any offence or irritation upon the reader, anything that you deem rude should be disregarded as satire.
Nothing in this blog is satire, but that is the excuse I will use if confronted.

Fixed Float!

The one about video-games.

Posted January 31st, 2014 at 06:40 PM by Somniac (Drunken ramblings of an asocial fool.)
Updated January 31st, 2014 at 06:48 PM by Somniac

Of vicious plants and Green-Arrow impersonations.

Many things in life are inevitable.

Just like Lando Calrissian's betrayal, and that moment when you move the same way as someone trying to avoid you on a sidewalk, this was always going to happen.

Video-games take up a large portion of my life, in-fact expects have estimated that playing video-games is the third most likely thing for me to be doing at any given time. When pressed, they refused
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Obligatory premiere of Kitty's blog post.

Posted January 30th, 2014 at 10:47 AM by Somniac (Drunken ramblings of an asocial fool.)
Updated January 30th, 2014 at 11:27 AM by Somniac

Of marriage and fools.

Marriage is dumb and here's why:

Firstly, a man (or a woman, for we live in strange times) purchases a highly expensive ring and presents it to their desired victim. This person is expected to place it upon their body to signify that they are 'claimed' by the former person. This is only until the wedding however, when this highly expensive ring is replaced by another more plain wedding-band.
Is this a metaphor for the loss of romance
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