What follows is my first blog, an attempt entertain and carry out a therapeutic mental spring-clean.
I decided to create this blog a while ago, and started by forgetting about it entirely and then procrastinating every time I remembered it. No more I say, the time has come for the world to know.
Consider yourself warned that I intend to use this to jettison my innermost thoughts, create informative guides for absurd activities and lastly, to establish a record of 'just what on Earth do I think about when I'm drunk?'.
I do not intend any offence or irritation upon the reader, anything that you deem rude should be disregarded as satire.
Nothing in this blog is satire, but that is the excuse I will use if confronted.
Posted January 30th, 2014 at 10:47 AM bySomniac (Drunken ramblings of an asocial fool.)
Updated January 30th, 2014 at 11:27 AM bySomniac
Of marriage and fools.
Marriage is dumb and here's why:
Firstly, a man (or a woman, for we live in strange times) purchases a highly expensive ring and presents it to their desired victim. This person is expected to place it upon their body to signify that they are 'claimed' by the former person. This is only until the wedding however, when this highly expensive ring is replaced by another more plain wedding-band.
Is this a metaphor for the loss of romance