Oh lord, that sounds hilarious. XD
Nothing extraordinary happens in our sports lessons. Although once we were playing tennis and my teacher was 'feeding' tennis balls to me so I could hit them; and hit once into her face. She literally fell down with the force. :3
Oh my god, sports. That reminds me of what my friend did. We were doing dunks on the ring, since there was a mini-trampoline there, and there were mats surrounding it, so we were 100% safe, so, we were dunking, and my friend (who's 13) that happens to weigh 94 kg jumps up, dunks it, and the ring snaps off.
One time I got a detention for saying a word not suitable for PC, and then as the teacher was writing the detention, she screwed it up, and she yelled out the word I said, and I still got it. :[ Hardly fair.
That reminds me of my old teacher. She continued to yell at us for asking questions, and one time, we were playing silent ball, and I was out, so I sat down, and the teacher gave me a detention for "not participating" when I was out anyway. :[