Phiwip, this is my last time here, so good bye twin! All te best to you Phirripu senpai. Have fun PG Tips. Hasta la vista Philiphile xD I love that nickname and enjoy like Philippines. I won't really will miss you Philadelphia.
Oh right, that one! *slaps trunk and mutters an insult* That's Poku, the Indian elephant (that is supposed to prove that I'm Indian). Behind you is Poki, the African elephant (that is supposed to prove that I live in Africa). And it loves eating blonde hair. Uh oh... um, Philip, unless you don't mind getting bald, I suggest you put a bonnet :)