Cool! Hey Wanna join my religion? In it you learn that if you have faith in the fact that octopussheep are our one and only god, You could potentially weild the power of lowing air out of your lungs and shoot liquid projectile at your foes.
So if you tried ard enough you could magically make a new flatscreen tv appear in my room... wait, nope... I know what you're gonna say. Probably something along the lines of "We cant use magic for material gain"