All right motherducker, I'm back. Now, you need to get your Aussie butt online so we can actually talk and stuff, as opposed to your shucking internet preventing that for the duration of my summer holidays. I'm not kidding.
HALLELUJAH! PRAISE THE LORD! THINE INTERNET DOTH NO LONGER BE AILED!
As we suspected all those months ago, it was the wiring that was screwing us over. Our electrician was either incompetent or he wasn't finishing the job so we would hire him again. We got a new guy to look at the wiring and guess what? It was corroded to hell and back. He replaced it and bam, it worked first try.
Awesome, in that case I'll resubmit there- cheers!
That exact thing happened to me when your internet initially cut out and I was busy with assignments. It's a mad, mad world. But I hope to see the titles of the threads that were there, I'm sure there were some VERY good ones :P