Voice: *mumbles* I'm gonna get that builder...
Me: Release Cosmo at once, or else!
Voice: Or else what?
Me: *takes out a vacuum cleaner*
Cosmo: How does that help?
Me: *press red button*
*vacuum turns into a giant Voice-Destroyer-Vacuum-1000*
Voice: So... bye! *tries to run away*
Cosmo is trapped in a room with a metal door. He is tied to a metal platform with a device on his head.
Voice: Now, once I take all the energy out of his body and transfer it to mine, I will become the ultimate human!
ME: So, what will happen to me?
Voice: You'll be disintegrated.
ME: Well thats pleasant.
Voice: Its now time to perform the operation.
*door opens and mineox appears*
mineox: Not so fast.
Voice: How did you get in? Its a metal door!
Mineox: I used the doorknob
Me: OK... How could a voice grab someon- Hey! Cosmo forgot his 3DS!
Angel: *appears on my shoulder* Go save your friend!
Devil: *appears on my other shoulder* No! Grab that 3DS and play it!
Lawyer: *appears on my head* Instead, save your friend and play the 3DS after!
Angel and Devil: I agree!
PoliceA: *unties fellow worker* What happened?
PoliceB: He picked the lock and got out.
Me: Well this is odd. It appears I may have a doppelganger.
Mineox: Woah, how cool would that be?
Voice: Its actually not that cool, mineox. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to borrow cosmo for a bit. *Grabs Cosmotone and Vanishes*
ME: Uhh... It was his fault! *points at mineox* Wait, where did he go?
Police: Now Cosmo, I am afraid you will have to come with us.
ME: What? But it wasn't me? *starts rambling as handcuffed*
MINEOX: *comes out of closet* Haha!