Why are you on my ba- . . . Is that . . . PINK?! *runs faster than humanly possible* WHY CAN'T I REACH IT?! *paws at fishing line* What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE PINK? I MUST HAVE IT! NYAN!- NO!!!!! >:U
Now . . . where were we?
Alright, alright. Sheesh! *continues through tunnel* Okay, I think we might still have- . . . wait a second, do you hear that? . . . *leans in closer* . . . Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan. . . .
RAAAAAAAAH! *jabs match right into spider* . . . There *huff* I think it's *huff* dead. *spider twitches* DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE >:U !!!!!!! *squish* Okay, it's dead. I . . . hope that didn't ruin our element of surprise.
NO, NO, NO! *pats flaming shirt sleeve* STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! *blows out matches* . . . okay . . . what was that about again? *spider dangles in face* AAAAAAGH!!!!! KILL IT KILL IT! *lights even more matches*