Not bad at all, you easily saw through my plan of using school as an excuse. As close as you are, I actually got found and abducted by some rebel force in Zimbabwe. They forced me to eat nothing but insects and grounded grass. I was finally able to trick their boss into a deal by offering him my holo charizard Pokemon card; little did he know it was a fake!
....Thats it? University?Really?
Like no undercover mission impossible fighting the biggest coconut dealer of the world.
Not even a secret war against fluffy yellow unicorns that want to invade a pond of drink water?
Not even Monkey D. Luffy for the solely reason why there is the word monkey in his name.