Yeah, I guess it's too late now (I made another reply), but I probably won't reply again. His posts just seem too crazy to make too much sense, so I probably won't be responding again.
I know I'm not a mod., but if you choose to reply to the latest comments by crystalzapdos, please for the sake of my brain take them to PM. I got a headache going through your post earlier (though I did laugh twice) and am not even bothering with his. XD