Apart from the fact that I'm getting a lot more of attention all of a sudden which will fade once the birthday cake is gone?
At least my dad won't throw a watch at me at 12 am like he did last year.
Oh, no! You spoiled yourself!
Now it won't be as surprising
But yes, that's the plan.
Can you at least pretend you didn't knew about that once I post?
Like, having Eve saying ZOMG! How unexpected!, or something like that?
One that does deserve my attention :D CUDDLY BATTLE ROYAL
Starring Giorgio Tsoukalos (also known as the guy in History Channel's Ancient Aliens series that's always attributing something unexplained to aliens).
It'll be something like this:
Who's cuddlier, I don't know...