Well you make your truck load of cookie dough tonight. You know that packing you were worrying about? Forget it! What you'll be filling the U-Haul up with is cookie dough, lots and lots of cookie dough.
You don't HAVE to join in. if you want to be a social pariah It's uni! You're supposed to do whatever you want! :D
... pahahahaha. Omg, you do make me laugh xD I think I'll do exactly that! But where am I going to be able to make cookie dough in uni? I'm too poor to buy ingredients ;; And alcohol is scary! Everyone will be drunk this week and I'll have to join in D;
Step 4. (choice a)
Dunk hot Cookies in Milk (preferably they're some variation of chocolate chip)
Step 4. (choice b)
Let your sadness overcome you and skip Step 3. Gorge yourself tons of raw cookie dough, so much in fact, that you can feel the salmonella jiggling around in your new overblown, massive planet of a stomach.
Take a shower, but instead of water use alcohol. Drink as much as you can, and tadah!