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Conversation Between GolurkIsDaBomb and Starsprite
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  1. GolurkIsDaBomb
    August 2nd, 2012 05:48 PM

    I know things. I know MANY things.

    Well implication is everything! And Jesus is actually pretty mainstream. There are so many Christians...

    You obviously didn't understand what I had said after saying I lived underground. Figures.

    I think you just type some stuff and uh yeah.

    Or it's a no good hippie!
    I can blackmail your kidney though. (with pictures of its latest escapade) Little fact for ya, your Kidney is a world famous actor among the cult film hipster class (which you probably haven't heard about) These picture could ruin its rep. And since it's a part of you, its entitled to your money, meaning it's all mine. MWAHAHAHAA :D

    Thing is, hipsters are cool, in the original sense of the word. And I meant it in that sense. Ew. Seeing is for old people. It's completely un-ironic!

  2. Starsprite
    August 2nd, 2012 02:02 PM
    The more you know. WELL I QUIT. THIS JOB IS DUMB.

    He did, but what would you know? You shouldn't know anything about that.

    Have no idea how old he's supposed to be, but I was talking about his concept. Besides, consent was kind of questionable. It wasn't that he vocally expressed his desire to be pulled off of a bridge, but it was implied.

    Whatever. Living underground is mainstream. Everyone knows that being underground doesn't put you underground. Why would you even think that being underground actually made you underground. You must not be very familiar with the underground. It's okay. I didn't expect you to understand anyways.


    Well it would have to be donated very shortly after death, and since I died yesterday...

    Whatever. It's only high because of people like you being so mean. :c
    Oh. Yeah. We are friends, aren't we? Forgot about that too. No they won't. They really will keep it, regardless. Try again.

    Exactly. Why would I do it if it was cool. *pushes glasses back up because unlike most hipsters I actually need them to see, which probably detracts points but I can't help it*

  3. GolurkIsDaBomb
    August 2nd, 2012 01:25 PM
    Huh well I guess you learn something new everyday. BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO ASSIGNS THE JOBS, AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DOES THEM!

    All I'm saying is he may have had the right idea about charities and donating etc. Maybe.

    Uh, how old is your guy? Just because he looks like Jesus, doesn't mean he is, and Edward was around for 200 years or something so... Since he consented, it means he was a follower, etc.

    Well I live underground. It's probably so deeply underground that those who think they understand are just kidding themselves (because they don't understand) and those who say they don't understand actually do. You probably couldn't even get what I just said, so...

    Lol, I'll try it tonight/tomorrow morning XD

    Well your gallbladder is it's own man, you know. Otherwise, how would it be able to be donated?
    My kidney is so high class that you can't even imagine.
    Yeah. Emphasis on HIGH.
    By friends I meant you and me, and your parents would see that and be like "Here ya go, have the money." That pun was beautiful, you just probably didn't get it.

    But losing your cool is not cool. *pushes down your glasses with an air of contempt* :D

  4. Starsprite
    August 2nd, 2012 12:00 PM
    You would think, but it doesn't. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT? WHY CAN'T YOU BE ON THE LOOKOUT? HUH?

    Wait. I thought you didn't associate with anything he did. This is very suspicious.

    I'm pretty sure he was around before Edward Cullen. Plus he's evil. And he was kind of pulled off anyways. With his own consent, but still.

    The concept is so underground you probably wouldn't understand.

    Well tell me if you do, okay? xD

    Well no, since I'm dead and all. And WHAT is so wrong about my kidney anyways. My kidney is so high class that you can't even imagine.
    No. You aren't. And that was a terrible pun. >:[

    Yeah, so now I can say I was slipping before it was cool. *pushes up glasses condescendingly*

  5. GolurkIsDaBomb
    August 2nd, 2012 12:25 AM
    You'd think the weight of my high calorie soul in your stomach would remind you. Geesh. MOST LIKELY HE'LL SEND TRINITY TO FIND US OR SOMEONE, SO BE ON THE LOOKOUT.

    Both. I mean, who doesn't like stuff named after them? Especially with such a fine name as his. And bargains are a-okay in my book, I'm sure they were a-okay in his too! :D

    Yeah, but he has Edward Cullen eyes which puts him into neutrality, and the jumping off the bridge only once it was popular ruins his rep.

    Or are you ironically serious? I'm confused. XD

    Perhaps I'll attempt it today, or maybe later today as I kinda want to go to sleep lol

    I don't think a fine establishment constitutes that your gallbladder is an alcoholic. Has it joined an AA group? Cuz it may want to consider...
    I'm getting sick of the drunken voicemails it leaves me is all. And don't even get me STARTED on your kidney. D:< Thing is, your family would VOLUNTEER (lol am I punny) to give me all your money. They trust me, as we are friends, so...

    Defensive are we? Afraid you've become too mainstream? You're slipping... :D

  6. Starsprite
    August 1st, 2012 09:59 PM

    Er...oh. Okay. I guess that makes sense. So he liked having his name put on chairs then? Or did he just like to bargain?

    But his friend looks like Jesus...and he doesn't wear a shirt. Doesn't that earn him hipster points?

    I'm seriously ironic.

    Well if you do, tell me how to use it. xD

    My gallbladder is very high class I'll have you know. It's wound up drunk on the floor many a time, but only in the bathroom of fine establishments. And how would you get my family to do that? They'd probably want the money for themselves. Besides, I trained them know they understand not to trust you. *hipster glare* (IRONY CANNOT BE MAINSTREAM. NEVER.)

  7. GolurkIsDaBomb
    August 1st, 2012 09:22 PM
    Because I don't have a soul. D: WE NEED HIM TO SAVE US! PLUS, i WANT TO LEARN HOW TO FLY LIKE NEO!!!

    Charities are always like, "Donate $500 and we'll put your name on a chair!" But with charity coupons, one would get 20% off and only have to pay $400 to get their name on a chair. Simple as that.

    Uh-oh. His friend wasn't very hipster then. "If *whatever the guys name is* jumped off a cliff, would you too?" - His mom.
    "Yup." - The friend.

    And that's why if you want to be a hipster, you have to take it ironically, and be serious about being ironic.

    Never tried it.. perhaps I should, to avenge you! I don't know. You can never trust the word of the person you're harvesting organs from. What if your gallbladder went drinking and smoking one night as you slept? (in a grungy bar) Not very sanitary. Well obviously I still remain in the context of the computer and since money is pretty computerized these days... Basically I'd get your family to put your money into a paypal account and then go from there. *unironic evil laughter* (since irony is becoming a little too mainstream for my taste) :D

  8. Starsprite
    August 1st, 2012 05:23 PM
    Any why - oh why would you say a thing like that? (Well I just assumed you were coughing because of an illness. I was trying to be sensitive and not bring it up.) NOT HERE.

    I'm going to ignore that first part and ask: How do you even use a coupon for charity? ._.

    Well he actually pulled someone with him, but they were friends, so it's aaaaall good.

    Well yeah. But everyone take this seriously. Ironically.

    Because it's scaaaaaary and confusing. Well I can say with a fair amount of certainty that my organs have been in my body for the entirety of my short, pathetic life. And how are you going to use my money on your funeral? You're dead too, and I'm the only one who knows. *ironically evil laughter*

  9. GolurkIsDaBomb
    August 1st, 2012 05:13 PM
    I'd say you're not a good samaritan (that's why I was coughing, since you probably didn't get that) MORPHEUS WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!

    It's too bad you're the one with all his money since he had to pay off a debt he owed you. He would use is coupons for charities of course.

    It's ironic because it's an expression, but no one ACTUALLY does that. (except for him of course) (GO! FLY LIKE THE WIND!! :D)

    I don't know what you'd call it, but I won't tell you what I would name it. I am a man of mystery, after all.

    Well duh. If you didn't use it ironically, then no one would respect you or believe you. And also, you'd be too mainstream.

    How did the IRC kill you may I ask? Oh, and we don't want YOUR organs, who knows where they've been? On the burning part, I'm way ahead of you >:D and the money is going to a very charitable cause - my funeral. :D

  10. Starsprite
    August 1st, 2012 05:04 PM
    Well then what would you say? WE NEED TO GET IT I GUESS. I DON'T HAVE IT.

    Except in the cases of donating to charities. He would then spend copious amounts.

    How is that even ironic? I AM SO CONFUSED. (Nope, but I will find out. THIS IS MY MISSION.)

    What accent do you have? Or is there a word for it? xD

    I go back and watch silent films in person. That's right. I discovered time travel before it was invented. But I can only use it ironically.

    Yep. The IRC killed me. No funeral. Take my organs, burn my body, and give all my money to something that needs it. xD

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