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Conversation Between GolurkIsDaBomb and Starsprite
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  1. GolurkIsDaBomb
    August 1st, 2012 04:53 PM
    I wouldn't say that. :P Probably both. WHERE IS THE RED PILL!?!?!?!?

    Oh, right. Not just a good man, but also a economical one. He was an extreme couponer, I do believe.

    Because it's ironic, of course. (You don't happen to know how to contact Webster's dictionary, do you?)

    New york accents are pretty terrible too. And Boston accents. Oh Amurrica. And Alaskan accents. (Sarah Palin) They're just all so funny lol. Although I guess some could say my accent is pretty weird???

    I only watch silent films on my rare 1928 GE "Octagon".

    You're dead? Time for the a funeral... XD
  2. Starsprite
    August 1st, 2012 04:29 PM
    Exactly. So you do understand. Or both?

    I don't think he's you. That was a purely rhetorical question. And yes, he did like charities. HE WAS A GOOD MAN. Which is why I intend to give him the cheapest possible funeral.

    How, might I ask? (Yes. Yes it does.)

    You know, living in the oh so lovely Volunteer State amongst many a redneck, I'd say they call it ANGlash. Bleh. Southern accents. So glad I don't have one.

    Ugh. You're right. Now movies are too mainstream too, even silent French existentialist films. I used to go to those but now everyone does. What sellouts.

    afsrsdthgd ICR how does it work *dies*
  3. GolurkIsDaBomb
    August 1st, 2012 04:20 PM
    Oh. I see, now. You're a good samaritan is all. *cough* *cough* It's probably The Man. He tried to kill rock and roll you know. Or we're in the matrix :O

    Wait. Are you trying to tell me people LIKE charities? "Oh help my daughter, help my puppy, help my house" NO! My money is mine goddammit! Besides. You obviously didn't know him very well if you think he is me. Please. As if I'd associate with that :D

    Wow. That pretty ahead-of-the-curb-y. (that needs to be a word)

    This is America! Speak Engrish! (Oh, rednecks :D)

    Well of course on vinyl. CDs and ipods are WAY to mainstream. And the only reason I used to go to 3d movies was for the glasses which I'd pop the lenses out of. But now everyone does it. Figures.

  4. Starsprite
    August 1st, 2012 04:01 PM
    Nope. I'm just very charitable is all. Now why would someone go and do that?

    No. No. I don't think he would. He hated charities? Of course he didn't! How would you even know something like that? Are you him? I think not. He just died.

    Yeah, he's so ahead of the curb he jumped off a bridge. *shot*


    I know all about it. I buy everything it puts out. On vinyl.

    I know, me too. xD
  5. GolurkIsDaBomb
    August 1st, 2012 01:27 PM
    Psh. Kittens don't need a finer delicacy of food. Are you a crazy cat lady? Maybe it's cuz SOMEONE keeps putting {S][/S} in front of everything. Damn them.

    But. He WOULD want you to spend all your kitten money on him, and have the kittens decorate his shrine! He hated charities too, so...

    I don't know. He looks pretty ahead of the curb...

    Psh, that's hardly an excuse.

    Good. Otherwise you'd be kicked out of the hipsters club (It's really exclusive and you probably haven't heard of it anyway, so...)

    I love having 5 different yet somehow connected conversations at once. XD
  6. Starsprite
    July 31st, 2012 11:57 PM
    Because I am so humane (and suing you for so much) that I decided to give them a finer delicacy. How did it get here anyways? Why is this line here? WHY?!

    Hm, well...I'm sure he wouldn't have wanted me to give him an expensive funeral. I guess I'll just donate the remainder of that money to my new foundation for starving kittens with refined tastes.

    I don't think hipster is what his characters was supposed to be but...I guess I see where you could get that. xD He looks much less like on in my signature.

    Well, in my defense it was supposedly 30% reduced fat.

    Oh I got it. Ironically.
  7. GolurkIsDaBomb
    July 31st, 2012 10:56 PM
    But... why don't they just eat some wood? That's what money is made of and then it's cheaper.... It's too bad this damn line is in the way. :/

    XP (spend lots of money please!)

    I don't know. Just ask your new hipster avatar. : P

    So wait. You're unwilling to eat a whole chocolate cake which is creamy, chocolatey and dreamily delicious, but your willing to eat my dry crusty rotten soul??!!

    Did you understand my sentence? You probably wouldn't get it.
  8. Starsprite
    July 31st, 2012 06:58 PM
    The kittens need money because they are starving. Money is high in fiber. Oh man if only I could be here to hear all of this. I'm telling you.

    Oh. Oh dear. Well I guess I'll be arranging your funeral now.

    Well I got it before you got it when it was still underground. Now it's such a big sellout. Ugh. How do I even stand it?

    I ate it.
  9. GolurkIsDaBomb
    July 30th, 2012 11:49 PM
    But...why do the kittens need money? Who cares if they're broke? And then I'd be all like, "If it weren't for that meddling kid!" :D

    *beep**beep* *Beepbeepbeep* *Bwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo* XP

    Well I got it before getting it before it was cool was cool.

    No. To buy my soul back (I presume you sold it to the devil?)

    Also, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
  10. Starsprite
    July 30th, 2012 09:59 PM
    Well at least you understand. Just think, you'll be broke, but the kittens won't! :D I know, I don't know what I'd do if I could read that. I'd probably be angry and foil your plan.

    Yes, yes. That's perfectly normal. Just bear with it. It only gets worse better from here.

    I got it before it was cool.

    For the kittens?

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