Well I mean, your so- is nice and all, but copious amounts of money would make it even better. Just think of it this way, I'll donate 70% of it to charities that feed starving kittens. 70% of a lot. Seriously, the judge is going to say, "My ruling is that GolurkIsDaBomb has to pay Starsprite a lot of money, exactly to the dollar." Oh. Sounds lovely! Especially all those kind, caring souls who will be enjoying a good time with me.
You will now feel a mild discomfort, slightly akin to death by radiation poisoning while burning in an oil fire. Don't worry, it will go away very shortly.
You know, I just realized how ironically un-ironic using intentional irony is...if that makes any sense. This is like a revolutionary new discovery in the world of encryption!
Fine, fine. But I'm suing you if I get some sort of nasty disease. Just remember that you had everything to do with this. Both? Are you sure it's both. Because I don't find that sensation to be quite as appealing as you seem to.
Er...why yes! Sell your so is what I meant. Come on now, sign away.
But they are for purely ironic purposes! Not that I'm really a hipster, but you don't know that because there's a line over this sentence.
Well me too, of course. I'm not the type to eat entire cakes at a time. Now if I could, and there weren't any consequences (getting sick, getting very very large, not liking cake anymore) I might, but until then...