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September 2nd, 2012 10:23 AMStarspriteOhh, I really enjoy the part with the "AAAAaaaaaaannnnd suffering!!!". You've got excellent inflection on all the parts that really matter.
Well we can't all have your finesse in writing, now can we? If only I had that wonderful style of yours. Oh it's just to die for.
sdfgdhfjhkl WELL HOW ABANDONING AM I (so did you do it yesterday? because I had company and I had to leave the internet for the time)
September 1st, 2012 02:17 PMGolurkIsDaBombyeah, but perhaps it could be cheerier? Welcome to hell, where we hope you enjoy your eternal stay of intense back-breaking labor, torture, AAAAaaaaaaannnnd suffering!!!
thx! o & tht should b: let me tel u
By the way, I was thinking of journeying into the frightening world of the irc. Care to join me on this life-risking quest?
September 1st, 2012 02:04 PMStarspriteHm...you know, I think I like yours better.
Yep. How very fantastic you are. Let me tell you. LET ME TELL Y O U.
September 1st, 2012 02:01 PMGolurkIsDaBombOh, I was thinking more like: Welcome to hell! Enjoy your eternal stay!
Wow, I rock! I try, it's your late birthday gift! :D
September 1st, 2012 01:18 PMStarspriteAlright, I can't complain with a new start. Well, unless it's like "Welcome to prison, a new start on life!".
Quote:Well happy big one-five! They grow up so fast *sob* :D
September 1st, 2012 01:14 PMGolurkIsDaBombNah, let's just start a new one. Freshen it up, aight?
Did I ever wish you happy birthday, btw? I feel like I didn't... well anyway, HPY BRTHD-A! I FGURED ID TYPE LIKE THIS AS I NO ITS UR FAV. AND TH@ U H8 WHEN I DONT TYPE LIKE THIS!
September 1st, 2012 11:37 AMStarspriteI just want you to know, for all of my laziness, that ONE DAY I will reply to your VM. ONE DAY. Horrible cop out on my part, I know, but we have like 10 lines of text going on right now, and I can't think of a single clever response to any of them.
August 27th, 2012 09:57 AMGolurkIsDaBomb*I would've responded earlier, but my computer died right as I was about to send the Vm. FUUUUUUUUU. SO yeah.
YOU HAVE SCHOOL ALREADY? MY SCHOOL STARTS THURSDAY, AND THAT FEELS TOO EARLY!
He IS inspiring. You should read his poetry. Wowza. I know right? Monotheism and Polytheism move on over, Zorpiesm is in the house. (I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS SO SCIENTIFIC! IS THERE SOME SORT OF FORMULA I CAN INPUT AN ITEM INTO TO SEE HOW LONG IT'S BEEN LOST FOR? THAT WOULD BE SO HELPFUL! Exactly. No freedom for you! Good, good. Punishherpunishherpunishherpunishher :P
Hm, I don't think so. When a substance (you) combusts or burns, it is going through a chemical change. Unlike a physical change, the substance is changed on a molecular level, altering the very molecular identity of the substance. This means that any substance that has gone through a chemical change, can NOT return to it's previous stat (i.e. you can't unburn toast) So I DON'T think you can fix it. Woo! Sixth Grade science!
It doesn't matter if you hide, or run. You can run, but I'll catch you *quick redeem your honor like Zuko!*
You should read his autobiography told through poetry about how he saved starving African childr-kittens.
You're close. Almost perfect. One hair out of place. [But] Almost isn't good enough!
August 26th, 2012 01:57 PMStarspriteSCHOOL. IT ATE ALL THE INSPIRATION I HAD. I will try to do better and reply to VMs more than once every five days like my current average. Bleh. I'm terrible at the internet.
Well that's just so inspiring, I think, how He uses everything around Him to His advantage. Why doesn't everyone worship Him already? I mean, of all the things you can worship, He must be the best.
(IT'S APPROXIMATELY THE AMOUNT THAT MAKES IT SO THAT YOU DO NOT SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST, YET YOU ALSO DO NOT FIND THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY IN SUCH HIGH NUMBERS THAT YOU ARE CONSTANTLY IN A POSITIVE MOOD.) UH. THE FREEDOM THAT YOU CANNOT HAVE? I want you too as well, which is why I take it as my own responsibility to confront my cat about her bad behavior.
Well there is the thing with the explosion, but I can fix that, surely.
SORRY. ;w; *hides*
My He is so inspirational.
Uh...but my spine is already sticking out of my back, mister. It kind of hurts.
August 23rd, 2012 12:23 PMGolurkIsDaBombOH HAPPY DAY. WHERE'DJA GO?
Exactly! In fact, it may push Him forward! While the competition is taking a break and drinking some vodka or water, He'll just be going full speed ahead because He can't drink!
(AND WHAT WOULD THE AVERAGE AMOUNT OF LACK OF FORTUNE BE?) Freedom? WHAT freedom? Perfect. I want to enjoy my stay!
Oh I'm not the one that it's already too late for :P
TRY A LITTLE HARDER NEXT TIME. GEESH.
He's always looking to get the most out of everything, He IS an environmentalist, you know.
You need to bow down more. Your bow isn't low enough...
August 23rd, 2012 05:29 AMStarspriteI'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK YOU MAY NOW REJOICE
Its a pressing issue, really. Being unable to drink because of his volcano-mouth doesn't have to hold him back! (VERY. THE LACK OF FORTUNE INVOLVED IS HIGHER THAN AVERAGE. MAYBE TO YOU BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM Don't worry, I'm getting this entire misunderstanding worked out right now.)
You should probably get that checked out. Strokes can lead to permanent brain damage, I hear, and it may already be too late for you.
D: I MISSED THAT. DARN IT.
Well that seems to be efficient. I like his methods.
Oh. Okay. I believe you. Bowing down now.
WELL I GUESS MY FATE IS SEALED THEN.
August 17th, 2012 05:32 PMGolurkIsDaBombDiscrimination Schminination. (OH. WELL THEN. THAT'S...UNFORTUNATE? Oh. It's happening. She's giving me "the eye." Plus, she keeps sharpening her claws and smiling evilly in my direction. Creepy.
the right size for a peanut, perhaps. The only thing my brain ever suffers from is strokes. STROKES OF GENIUS! Boohyah.
AWWWW. YOU DIDN'T GET MY AVATAR QUOTE!
Do it! Actually, I learned. He burns people to "free them from their flesh" and then uses them as fuel!
No, brother. I remember. Zorp is the harbringer of the doomsday known as 2004, and thus we must bow down to him.
I MEAN YOU'RE ALREADY GOING TO EXPLODE ANYWAYS...
August 17th, 2012 04:28 PMStarspriteDiscrimination. (IT WILL PROBABLY HURT A LOT ACTUALLY. You know what? Not happening. Well my cat has been transferred from under my bed to on my windowsill. Hopefully all problems should cease now. Be sure to ask again if you have any complaints.)
I'd say it's just about the right size. I mean, my brain might be smaller than yours, but that's because either my head is smaller or because I don't have brain inflammation.
UM. I THINK I MIGHT BE REALLY REALLY SCARED.
Okay. Well I'll try that. I like to know these things.
And what does this have to do with 2004? I think we may have strayed horribly far from our beginnings. Have you forgotten all that we stand for?!
I GUESS I'LL TAKE HER. I MIGHT EXPLODE FROM AFFECTION THOUGH. IT'S NOT A THING I'M USED TO.
August 15th, 2012 04:25 PMGolurkIsDaBombI don't think it's discrimination so much as impractical/impossible. (HAVE FUN? Just use my grammar as the definition. Thank you. Anymore, and I would've sued!
It is the perfect explanation, I'm surprised you didn't grasp it when I said initially. Perhaps you're brain is two small?
You can run, but I'LL CATCH YOU.
Uh... ask him? Or just consult ORGANIZE IT 2: ENGAGE WITH ZORP.
Well, we start from a small Indianan town, where, once the Zorp returns and destroys the world, we expand until we become a nation that prays to Zorp. Anyone who disagrees will be unreasonable, since we shall be known as the Reasonablists.
WELL SHE'S LOVING ME A LITTLE TWO MUCH. YOU CAN HAVE HER.
August 15th, 2012 12:57 PMStarspriteWe can improvise! No need to discriminate for such a small thing. (OKAY. GOING TO GO EXPLODE NOW. Your definition of good? I think not. Oh, well I'll file a complaint for you, okay?)
Oh. Well I guess that would explain it.
And what does he do with the fried people?
Er...tell me more about this future. You now have my full attention.
MAYBE. BUT PROBABLY NOT.
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