If Kcalb found a Portal Gun he'd cause Ash to be transported to Red's universe and watch as the resulting paradox caused either a new Glitch Pokemon or one of the two to get pushed off Mount Silver. Here's a hint as to which one- it's not Red.
Cyrus invites N, Ghetsis, the Shadow Triad, and Mars to a party, and they all end up playing Minecraft, at which point Kcalb and MissingNo (Also known as Ketsuban, btw, random fact) hack into the computers and cause Slenderman to kill all of them. Hilbert then shows up with a Portal Gun and complains that because Kcalb's hair is the wrong color, the balance between Hilbert's world and Kcalb's world is all messed up, and everything is glitching out. So everyone gangs up on Cyrus and steals his hair. PROBLEM SOLVED