Then we will target the hospitals! Despotic healthcare is no healthcare at all, and we shall dance in the flames of those who would deny it! THEN WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE MORAL HIGH GROUND, WON'T WE. YES WE WILL.
Oh, dude, I'm right there with you. Never eat prawns two days out of date. Just don't. Ugh. *wills self not to projectile vomit*
Ah, I should have anticipated something along these lines. That is a spectacularly evil plan, I must admit. I imagine there are many more subtler facets, too...
And... ach, I'm not sure that's true. Doesn't take a Michelin chef to review a meal, after all. (Your pumpkin metaphor was utterly succulent, however. ;D I must ask, which fruit do you find yourself most often ramming into the ground with considerable vigour?)
Actually, I'm an extreme egomaniacal sadist who can't find solace in my own work, so Infinds fault in others and rip at it until they have just as little self appreciation as I do.
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN.
I'd take any criticism I give with a grain of salt regardless. After all, the things I find important in writing and art will vary from others. For example, I'm very character focused, though I slack off on plot. So I might give a good (or decent) opinion on an archtypical character that could point it towards a more unique, fresh, and adoration winnin direcion.
And then ram your plot into the ground like it were the seeds of a pumpkin. Except you wouldn't grow new pumpkins, you'd grow much sadness.