Then we will target the hospitals! Despotic healthcare is no healthcare at all, and we shall dance in the flames of those who would deny it! THEN WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE MORAL HIGH GROUND, WON'T WE. YES WE WILL.

Oh, dude, I'm right there with you. Never eat prawns two days out of date. Just don't. Ugh. *wills self not to projectile vomit*

Your rebellion has already fallen, before it began. I bribed everyone with added health care benefits.

I just made a sandwich with a stale hotdog bun, mustard, some sort of basil - Tomato heb cheese, and ham. My body doesn't seem to know what to think right now.

Then we will incite a rebellion! Vivé la resistance!

AND YOU SO PUNNY, SIR, YOU SO PUNNY. xD

But it's too late. I've already won!

And neh. That fruit is pit(aya)iful.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH.

*shrinks back* We will fight you, sir! Defend against your forces of deceit and evil! OH YES WE WILL DON'T THINK WE WON'T.

And I thought as much. xD personally, I prefer dragon fruit, but each to their own, I suppose.

There's a whole world, waiting, covered by the thin webs of my great lie. Heh he he hee Bwa HA ha ha ha ho!

True, but it would help!

And usually it's pineapples. A pumpkin was just conveniently nearby this time around.

Ah, I should have anticipated something along these lines. That is a spectacularly evil plan, I must admit. I imagine there are many more subtler facets, too...

And... ach, I'm not sure that's true. Doesn't take a Michelin chef to review a meal, after all. (Your pumpkin metaphor was utterly succulent, however. ;D I must ask, which fruit do you find yourself most often ramming into the ground with considerable vigour?)

Actually, I'm an extreme egomaniacal sadist who can't find solace in my own work, so Infinds fault in others and rip at it until they have just as little self appreciation as I do.
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN.

I'd take any criticism I give with a grain of salt regardless. After all, the things I find important in writing and art will vary from others. For example, I'm very character focused, though I slack off on plot. So I might give a good (or decent) opinion on an archtypical character that could point it towards a more unique, fresh, and adoration winnin direcion.

And then ram your plot into the ground like it were the seeds of a pumpkin. Except you wouldn't grow new pumpkins, you'd grow much sadness.

I was kidding... sort of, xD. No, but in all seriousness it's good if you're a tough critic! They're the ones that actually give useful criticism, most of the time.

I'm a tough critic then, I guess :3
Don't worry. My own stuff is only fairly okay. I discriminate equally against EVERYONE! Yeah!